改子 ⚡ kaiko (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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quietmounds2018-02-03 11:14 pm
ghostfromthemachine) wrote in quietmounds2018-02-03 11:14 pm
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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
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[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!
as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]
((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92
[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!
as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]
((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))
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1. I have made Decisions
2. on a scale of 1-10 I tend to be either at 0 or biblical violence
what is a happy medium? we just don't know ✨✨✨
3. I once got kicked out of a bookstore because I put all the Bibles in the fiction section 🙏
4. do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
5. you had me at killer robots 🤖
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just go youll be fine
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it's an adorable grey pitbull puppy, just starting to get gangly and disproportionate, all feel and ears too big for her body.
was this for you?
if it's not, are you really upset about it?]
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wrong number? but puppy??!
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I didnt know we could have pets here tho
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>Hey, ashke, how late are you working today?
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I was going to try self-restraint but what if I tag all of your characters instead
i'm sorry but i think you maybe intended that to go elsewhere?
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hi stef
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is this in addition to the rope
or
that rope was expensive
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—ribbons!?
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I'm guessing you meant this for someone else though www
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I have no particular opinion on your sex life, Rider.(no subject)
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2. and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
3. You know how it is. Tell me not to do something and suddenly I wanna.
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Rin sends him a photo of two ducks fighting over a piece of bread.]
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2. So apparently my tail isn't strong enough to pick up big things. Also there's a 2-liter of coke all over my floor now.
3. Think I need to bleach my eyebrows if I'm gonna dye my hair?
4. [This last one is actually a picture along with text. It's a selfie of Rin next to a wall of some sort, where 'fuk the poleise' has been written in sidewalk chalk.]
Look someone got 'fuck' wrong.
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all the fucking time
2. if youre going to send me unsolicited dick pics at least try to be entertaining about it
like draw some faces or put some little hats on it
put on puppet show
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i said that without thinking please dont actually do that im fucked up enough as it is</span.
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Hey he asked for a dick pic, that's what he's gonna get.]
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or one of those animal rescue nets for like
falling bears.
preferably a ladder
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how to unclog vacuum
how to unclog vacuum of feathers
can you vacuum feathers
vacuum warranty
vaccuum warranty fire
how to fix vacuum
where to buy vacuum
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I'm afraid this isn't google
is everything ok over there though
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OMG I accidentally abducted a dog. Now there is a dog in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONEno subject
who is this
does it not have a collar?
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