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[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

Comments

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh geez. I would have teleported straight back the other direction!

[ghostfromthemachine]

If I could have, I would have, but the only other place I could go at that point wasn't somewhere I liked going willingly. Anyway, I got meat buns out of him for it, so it was fine.

[selfidentitytheft]

Nice.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ brushing herself off ]

How I learned to stop worrying and love indignity. Anyway, I should probably go reclaim my ladder.

[selfidentitytheft]

Do you want help carrying it?

[ghostfromthemachine]

No, I should— wait, actually, yes.

[ laughing sheepishly ]

I have no problem with the weight, but since it's just about taller than I am maneuvering can be a challenge.

[selfidentitytheft]

Yeah, you got this far this gracefully, let's not have you tipping over.

[ghostfromthemachine]

Gracefully is pushing it somewhat. ...Really, I'm less worried about tipping myself over and more about tipping someone else over, so to speak...

[ let's reclaiming ladder ]

[selfidentitytheft]

Let's not tip me over?

[ghostfromthemachine]

One more-or-less slapstick fall is enough, yes. I'll be careful.

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh man, was I slapstick?

[ghostfromthemachine]

Something in the vicinity, at least. It was the barking, I'm afraid.

[selfidentitytheft]

One day I'll have my barking under control. One day.

[ghostfromthemachine]

And when that day comes, I will mourn.

[selfidentitytheft]

You and my mom and nobody— No, you and my mom and way too many others.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ now I want to meet your mom ]

I'm sorry, Kei-kun, but it is something of a charm point.

[selfidentitytheft]

[KEI WOULD NEVER SURVIVE]

I'm a fox, foxes bark!

[ghostfromthemachine]

And foxes are frequently cute? I fail to see your point.

[selfidentitytheft]

That doesn't— Wait not I'm not the cute kind of fox!

[ghostfromthemachine]

No, of course not. But you are a fox that is cute.

[selfidentitytheft]

[BIG

DRAMATIC

FOX WHINE]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ laaaughs ]

And I rest my case.