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[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

Comments

[coldhand]

I mean, clearly a lot of folks like it.

[divasterous]

You are a generous believer in the god of snacks.

[coldhand]

Makes sense. Feels like my level. You don't want to impose on god of love or war, whatever like that. Snacks, you feel like you can talk to a god of snacks.

[divasterous]

[helplessly laughing]

That's very sensible.

[coldhand]

[nice save, Buck. that was almost like people]

I do okay sometimes.

[divasterous]

[clearly doesn't mind]

You do!

—ah, what do you do for fun around here, anyway?

[coldhand]

Depends. Play with the dog. Hang out with Steve, mostly.

[divasterous]

Steve's a good hobby.

[coldhand]

He is.

[divasterous]

I also like watching cooking shows on television.

. . .

I like food a lot.

[coldhand]

See? God of snacks.

[with half a smile]

I don't really watch a lot of tv. Is it any good?

[divasterous]

It has its highs and lows, like books or anything else.

[coldhand]

The cooking shows?

[divasterous]

I mean, television in general, but those too.

[coldhand]

What else do you watch?