改子 ⚡ kaiko ([personal profile] ghostfromthemachine) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2018-02-03 11:14 pm

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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))
divasterous: (56)

[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Praised exactly enough! Or maybe . . . not enough?
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is a trap.
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh nooo.

[twining two of the free ribbons around his hands, leaning forward towards Mikk]
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are you coming up?
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd look like a gangly baby gazelle that got its legs caught in a net, probably.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Granted, that's the normal first stage. And then you fall and get bruises.

[slowly spins]
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[he laughs]

I wouldn't . . . mind trying to learn? I'm not sure if I'm strong enough.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
We can work on developing your core more first. Without doing any dancing, how do you feel about climbing?
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Tentatively curious?
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think you could climb a little way? Be honest.
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[he strips off his outer sweater in answer, jokingly flexing]

Right now?
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to come up here and kiss me.
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[sinks down to his knees, blushing]

Oof. Not with you making my arms and legs all wobbly.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! No, that won't let you climb at all.

[does upside-down splits, ribbons wrapped around his legs]
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll just stay down here and jack off. See how long you last like that.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's an odd way to appreciate art.

[drops his shirt on him when did that even come off]
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[muffled]

IS IT THOUGH
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Very shocking. [stretches his arms out over his head]
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't seen worse?

[pulling the shirt off his head, looking up at him, eyeraking]
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[he laughs, standing up and eying the ribbons thoughtfully. he gets a good grip, tentatively pulling himself up a few inches and . . . spinning around, slowly, holding on]

This isn't faiiiir.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? You seem to be enjoying it. Still, don't do anything that feels unsafe.
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried about wounding my body, only my pride.
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[personal profile] ribblerouser 2018-02-08 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have your pride hurt if you don't do perfectly at something the first time you do it, all right? [swings a little]
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[personal profile] divasterous 2018-02-08 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[he laughs]

I guess . . . ♥

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