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[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

Comments

[flamingprick]

[Rin takes that drawing and adds in some dick-cheerleaders to the picture to cheer on the dick-basketball-player.]

well i definitely made that picture better
whos the master now huh

[clocked_out]

its you
now take that phallus shaped man in for the ahlly yoop

[flamingprick]

[RIGHTO

Now there's a basketball hoop, and the dick-man has a comically long arm with a basketball at the end, and the basketball is being slammed into the hoop.]

game winning shit right there
shot
shit works too tho

[clocked_out]

yess
this is perfect
i can hear the crowd going wild shaking the stadium like they are about to pop that shit in the oven and produce a bland meat dish with the texture of crusty eye gunk

[flamingprick]

Why does it have to be bland and crusty?

[clocked_out]

admittedly ive never actually had shake and bake
i think thats just the law

[flamingprick]

Is that the breaded chicken?
If it is then theres better ways to cook it

[deicider]

probably
i should probably give it a try sometime if im going to use it in metaphors

[flamingprick]

Yeah
Who is this btw

[clocked_out]

dave
who are you

[flamingprick]

Rin

[He sends a picture of himself with a big doofy grin on his face to confirm it too.]

[clocked_out]

hahaha adorable
yeah i remember you due to meeting you like two days ago
the tail guy

[flamingprick]

yep thats me
its weird tho a lot of people have been texting me tonight
a lot of new people too

[deicider]

yeah i think texting is busted
as far as froced meet and greets go this isnt so bad

[flamingprick]

Its a lot better then dumping someone in a bed