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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

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i have no idea
just press the button and think of me
with pants on

To think of you wearing pants specifically, or to think of you, while I'm wearing pants? Please confirm.

[oh my god why are you like this Dave]

both
both of those things are necessary conditions to thinking about me

Very well. Please expect me soon.

[Time to run around the apartment cleaning!!

Except he keeps the apartment pretty clean??

Turns on some music music is always a good idea and never awkward.]

[what kind of music are we talking, is it more of dave's original compositions]

[nah it's Doggumentary.

Dave will be hustling around pulling ingredients when Yusuke gets there.]

[nice. the door opens and yusuke enters, carrying his sketchbook with him because that's just the person he is]

Sorry for the intrusion.

[Dave's apartment is lived-in but pretty clean. There are a couple video game consoles hooked up to the TV, books on the table (sheet music for piano, a medical textbook). A few dvd cases, all romcoms, some troll romcoms.]

It's cool, I was about to cook dinner anyway.

May I assist you in any way? I'm quite adept with knives.

Ominous but that's be helpful, yeah.

[Gestures to the cutting board and some veggies]

Is it? I don't quite see how.

[he gets to preparing the veggies, then pauses]

Oh! Is it because it sounds threatening?

Yeah, you got it. In particular I don't like sharp objects, as a rule.

[starts doing other curry stuff.]

Is there a reason for that?

I dislike blood and bleeding a lot. Do you actually use a sword?

[he pauses as he cuts into a carrot]

I do, but only under special circumstances.

Same. I figured, with your mural.

[Just like, casually as finishes putting on the rice to cook.]

Ah, yes... I can see how you would come to that conclusion. However, I've never used my sword to cut down an innocent. Only the twisted manifestations of humanity's desires.

[he says that, like, SO casually]

So like....

Like what exactly.

Shadows. They are monstrous creatures that are formed from the hearts of corruption. Well, not only that. They exist because humans possess all manner of desires, and if left unchecked, will only grow stronger. My friends and I have encountered numerous Shadows and the like in the Metaverse.

[oh my god why]

The whatverse.

The Metaverse, or the Cognitive World. Ah, if Morgana were here, he would be able to explain much better. Though, we would have to translate for him.

And the Metaverse is in your brain? In someone else's brain?

Edited 2018-02-14 04:17 (UTC)

It's technically in everyone's brains. But there are individuals whose own cognition is so strong that they have what's called a 'Palace'.

And how the fuck did you get stuck doing that horseshit?