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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

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did someone send u nudes

I would not even call that sad attempt a "nude", I would call it disrespecting the camera. My nudes are much more elegant.

Edited 2018-02-05 04:18 (UTC)

your nudes
like
artistic nudes you draw

or

YOUR nudes.

They are my nudes that I draw, yes. Or paint.

[he doesn't understand the difference]

rightok

is it hard to find models for that??

It's more difficult than you would think, and I don't understand why people feel so hesitant over it.

I can kind of get it
most people don't spend a lot of time naked
being naked feels like showing secrets

[thinking...]

So you're saying that people are reluctant to be naked because they feel exposed?

[BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, SHERLOCK]

yeah it's embarrassing

I see. Would you model nude for me?

yes
but you're an exception

[INCOMING PHONE CALL]

[answers???]

Hhhhello?

Do you truly mean it?

[he sounds really excited]

Oh, uh, yeah? Sure, I mean it.

Thank you. I must confess that it was on the tip of my tongue the last time we spoke, but I didn't want you to kick me out of your room. I cannot pay you to be my model right now, but as soon as I can, I will call upon you.

Yeah, that was the the smart call. You’d have been out on your butt in a second.

But, like, hey, don’t worry too much about paying me? Unless you want like, something that takes forever, I don’t mind sitting around and getting drawn.

That's generous of you, but I would still like to compensate you for your time, somehow. I am sure I will think of something.

Sure, sure.

Oh but uh, I will have one ground rule though. Not a big thing, but I'm only modeling me. I'm not a magic shortcut to seeing what other people look like naked.

[he chuckles]

Why would I want to paint anyone else if I have you naked in front of me?

[PHRASING. PHRASING, YUSUKE!!]

[am I being hit on or is this just how artists are

after a solid second of giving his phone just. A LOOK.]

Well, uh. Cool no problems then.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Indeed. I'm looking forward to it.

You already know where I live and now you've got my number, so. Just lemme know whenever you wanna swing by?

Oh, I will.

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