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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

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thatd be cool too

Though I request that you wear, or at least bring, a pair of pants next time.

ill wear two pairs just to make sure that my ass is on lockdown

That's not necessary. But I appreciate your candor.

im all about candor
usually to the extent that its inappropriate or at least incredibly awkward

I have been told similar things about myself.

ahaha
two peas in a pod

That reminds me, it's been quite a while since I last ate spaghetti. Spaghetti and green peas would be very nice right now.

im not sure if ive ever heard of those things being eaten together
but it doesnt sound bad

Beef stew would also be acceptable.

Or curry.

I really want to eat curry right now.

i think i have all the stuff for curry
i could probably make it for you if you want

Edited 2018-02-12 00:16 (UTC)

I don't wish to impose upon you. That's a very generous offer.

im not really doing anything else
so its cool

You have my eternal gratitude. What is your room number? I'll be by shortly.

i have no idea
just press the button and think of me
with pants on

To think of you wearing pants specifically, or to think of you, while I'm wearing pants? Please confirm.

[oh my god why are you like this Dave]

both
both of those things are necessary conditions to thinking about me

Very well. Please expect me soon.

[Time to run around the apartment cleaning!!

Except he keeps the apartment pretty clean??

Turns on some music music is always a good idea and never awkward.]

[what kind of music are we talking, is it more of dave's original compositions]

[nah it's Doggumentary.

Dave will be hustling around pulling ingredients when Yusuke gets there.]

[nice. the door opens and yusuke enters, carrying his sketchbook with him because that's just the person he is]

Sorry for the intrusion.

[Dave's apartment is lived-in but pretty clean. There are a couple video game consoles hooked up to the TV, books on the table (sheet music for piano, a medical textbook). A few dvd cases, all romcoms, some troll romcoms.]

It's cool, I was about to cook dinner anyway.

May I assist you in any way? I'm quite adept with knives.

Ominous but that's be helpful, yeah.

[Gestures to the cutting board and some veggies]