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WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

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Experimentation is what I live for.

That is a really weird motto, you know.

[CHANGE OF PLANS he's switching from sauteed food to stuffed lettuce.]

This is gonna take like an hour to bake by the way.

Only when applied in a manner I didn't mean it to be.

[ He shrugs in response; can't expect everything to be instant. ]

Wanna play video games while it bakes? I've got all the latest crappy off-brands.

Sure! I haven't gotten any yet and it's been pretty boring here.

Seriously, you'd think appearing in another world would mean escaping from a mundane school life, but then...

[ Motions in the general direction of the school here. ]

Screw that, I'm not gonna go to school. I'll just work instead.

[I mean. He canonically almost dropped out to work already, so.]

No way, you can't leave me all alone at school! Who will I have lunch with?!

Well...I could sneak into the school to have lunch, I guess?

You are aware how weird that sounds, right?

Fine, have lunch by yourself then.

Nooooo, how could you abandon me!

Tough luck, I'm not going to school.

You could always skip to hang out with me though.

Ooh, so encouraging delinquency now?

I can do that.

Of course I am. I'm a demon, remember? I'm supposed to tempt you into doing bad things.

[He's not actually supposed to do that, but it's fun to joke about.]

Next I'll be telling you to drink beer and go out to parties.

Ah, does that mean you're after my pure and good soul?

[ lololol ]

Yep~ I'll corrupt it and turn you into a delinquent just like me~

[He's snickering as he says that.]

[ too late but ]

Goodbye my innocent youth~!

[Okay he's laughing now.]

It's a joke, you know! A joke!

I figured, since you'd have to be real desperate for a soul to go after my debauched one.

Debauched? You? C'mon, you're messing with me right? You don't look debauched to me.

Excuse you, dyed blonde hair is clearly a sign of Debauchery!

...that's dyed?

[He thought it was natural whoops.]

[ ... are you that pure or is this a magical world thing. ]

Yeah, though I do have that charming foreigner appeal, I can agree with that.

[Neither, he just has a friend with naturally-blonde hair despite being Japanese.]

And they let you keep it dyed? I thought schools were strict about that.

They are, you just need to know the right thing to say to the teacher.