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[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

Comments

[flamingprick]

I hope so
its always swing and miss with me and animals

['hit or miss' is what he meant there.]

[coldhand]

you're that bad with them?

[flamingprick]

I guess I smell funny to them

[coldhand]

what? like another dog?

[flamingprick]

kinda like that I guess
and fire
I smell like a fire if I dont shower

[coldhand]

maybe show more often?

[flamingprick]

I shower at least every other day thats plenty

[coldhand]

if you're scaring away animals...?

[flamingprick]

oh it's probably not just the smell
im part demon

[coldhand]

that's a thing?

[flamingprick]

[Rin sends her a picture of himself, where he is smiling widely, showing off his sharp, not-human teeth.

Also his tail is probably visible.]

[coldhand]

okay. so that's a thing

[she'd be lying if she said it wasn't weird, but...]

[flamingprick]

that is a thing yeah
but dont worry im not Dane Jerusalem
dangerous

[coldhand]

wasn't worried about it, honestly

is your phone fixing those?

[flamingprick]

yeah
I cant spell good
sometimes it gets it right but sometimes it messes up worse</font?

[coldhand]

it's fine

not here to judge

just

Dane Jerusalem

[flamingprick]

d a n e j e r u s
is how I spelled it

[coldhand]

that would do it...

[flamingprick]

english is hard ok
its not even my first language

[coldhand]

where you from originally?

[flamingprick]

japan
true cross town to be specific

[coldhand]

never heard of it

[flamingprick]

never heard of japan?

[coldhand]

i've been to japan. i've never heard of true cross town.

[flamingprick]

oh
yeah its a small one
most people know tokyo and kyoto and thats it