(no subject)

[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT texting misfires
WHERE all the heck over
WHEN 92

[ it sure is convenient just getting a cell phone handed to you when you move in, right? modern technology is great. a bunch of you have probably made some attempt to learn how the thing works (if you didn't know already) and have made all sorts of friends you keep in touch with, so the sound of an incoming text message shouldn't be all that surprising... except a quick glance shows it's from a number you don't recognize at all. huh?!

as for the people who haven't bothered messing with it at all... well, sucks to be you! those of you in that category had better learn at least how to silence it, and fast. there are a lot of texts coming in, for some reason... ]

((LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD OL' WHOLESOME TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT SHENANIGANS FRIENDS. grab texts wholesale from the website, edit them, come up with your own, it's all good. feel free to put up multiple options too? follow your heart ♥))

Comments

[flamingprick]

1. It's in the snow somewhere by the forest. You might find it in the spring.

2. So apparently my tail isn't strong enough to pick up big things. Also there's a 2-liter of coke all over my floor now.

3. Think I need to bleach my eyebrows if I'm gonna dye my hair?

4. [This last one is actually a picture along with text. It's a selfie of Rin next to a wall of some sort, where 'fuk the poleise' has been written in sidewalk chalk.]

Look someone got 'fuck' wrong.

[rightwingman]

Please hire a professional if you are going to bleach something that's on your face.

[flamingprick]

hi Kevin!
think I would look good with blonde hair?

[rightwingman]

Hello, Rin. I think you would look fine with blond hair, but would you dye your tail to match?

[flamingprick]

oh shit I didnt think of that
that would take a long time to set wouldnt it?</font?

[rightwingman]

I don't know.
Does your tail have hair or fur?

[flamingprick]

fur
its softer then my hair

[rightwingman]

I think fur takes longer to dye, but I'm not sure. It won't be as soft if you bleach it.

[flamingprick]

maybe I wont do that then
I like it being soft

[rightwingman]

Soft is nice.
And it could make for an interesting contrast if you have your tail a different color, anyways.

[flamingprick]

true
maybe I should go with blue instead
to match my fire

[rightwingman]

Blue sounds exciting Lots of people are blond, not a lot are blue.

[flamingprick]

maybe ill do that then
dads not around to tell me no

[rightwingman]

Go for it!

4

[cw_suicide]

is that really how you think "police" is spelled?

[flamingprick]

[oh. Did he spell that wrong too?]

No?
I didnt even write it

[cw_suicide]

in the future, use spellchecker on your phone. you'll look less embarrassing that way.

[flamingprick]

YOURE THE EMBARASING ONE

[Yep, that misspelling got past autocorrect.]

[cw_suicide]

EMBARRASSING*
fixed it for u

[flamingprick]

[He sends Dazai a picture of himself giving the camera a middle finger.]