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[help_wanted]

WHAT SHENANIGANS
WHERE bed
WHEN 88...early....


[Hey someone is your bed!

Or you're in their bed!

Maybe several people are all in one bed.

How did they/you get there? Who cares? Maybe go back to sleep, or something else. You can't seem the leave the bedroom until dawn and there are a few hours to go.]

Comments

[leaveshishaton]

[chuuya is NOT asleep, regardless of what bed he is in

he has headphones in and is tapping furiously at a phone game

it involves rhythm and waifus

he's been doing this for six hours]

[clocked_out]

[Well Dave is not asleep. He was sitting on his bed in his boxers, listening to music and sorting through a bunch of newly developed photographs.]

...



Hey.

[leaveshishaton]

[what if just continue to play this waifu game, not realizing he's been teleported]

[flamingprick]

[Rin HAD been sleeping, so give him a moment to actually wake up. He's laying on his stomach, his head lifted up as he squints sleepily at Dave.]

Who are you?

[Also he's only wearing boxers and an undershirt, so his tail is definitely out and visible right now.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Someone is not used to whatever is happening right now and holding the blanket up as a barrier. ]

Hi.



No offense, but you're not the usual lovely maiden I dream about sharing a bed with and I'm a little worried now.

[deicider]

[sorry if you wind up in Sniper's bed you get kicked out of the bed, with a follow-up foot against your throat. Unless you got Skills.

They kind of stare blankly down, still mostly asleep, wearing nothing but a large t-shirt.]

Hi.

[keijournal]

[i don't deserve this i don't think

he has no skills

just sort of

glares blearily up at him

seems to think youre rude as hell tbqh]

...hi?

[cw_underage]

[ he's in a nice set of pajamas and is looking rather haggard, hands raising as if in self defense ]


Hello to you too!

[onetrickdog]

[Sorry you're being strangled by this guy's coat.]

[cw_suicide]

[except? it? dissolves???

but he's awake now even if he's not acting like it.

SNORE.]

[takehisheadoff]

[ This guy is dozing but on top of the covers and sprawled out on his stomach. He clearly got the shit beat out of him a little and while not wearing clothes is wearing too many bandages and wicked bruises. There's probably some wet towels and wet spots on the bed from ice lol oops. ]

[cw_suicide]

[... also in bandages but signficantly less bruised and making a fussed noise because why the fuck is my bed wet????]

[keijournal]

[Kei snores a little bit]

[thegoodwidow]

[ if you end up in this bed you probably also end up with a supermodel a young woman looking in turns annoyed and properly embarrassed drawing the covers up over her nightshirt. ]

Excuse me.

[dominitrix]

[ time to cover up the weirdness of waking up in someone’s bed by trying to be smooth about it ]

Oh, my deepest apologies, it appears that dreaming of an angel has transported me to the side of one.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ congratulations on your new appendage? kaiko is a cuddler

alternately, you've just lost all of your blankets

alternately alternately, you may have just woken up in a cold sweat with a knot of formless terror sitting heavily in the pit of your stomach and the sure knowledge that everything truly bad you've ever done is right about to come down on your head. but not that many of you have done so many awful things to warrant that sort of feeling, right?

right? ]

[flamingprick]

[The cuddling is what wakes him up, honestly. Because that's a new one to him.]

What- oi!

[Now he's trying to pry himself out of this mess of cuddling and blankets.]

[cw_suicide]

[this bed belongs to some bandaged asshole who is either stealing the blankets or curling into you for warmth.

... his room probably has alcohol bottles here and there. unfortunately, they're most likely empty.]

[flamingprick]

[You lush.

Look out, Rin's stealing the blankets.]

[cw_underage]

[ Mori is in some nice silk pajamas sleeping peacefully like a NORMAL DUDE but if you wake up in his bed

there is also a little blonde girl sitting on you, poking you through the blankets ]

[leaveshishaton]

[wakes up kind of assuming dazai is bothering him for something and like

hnngh

until he sees Elise and just has to sit and not

comprehend that for a minute

then sits up abruptly alarmed]

E...Elise??

[flamingprick]

[Rin hasn't been there long enough to actually trash his room yet, so.

Have fun being wrapped up in a cocoon of blankets while this guy snores.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ What is happening!! Immediately trying to wriggle his way free. ]

I demand freedom!!

[kimaris]

[ He doesn't actually notice anyone in bed with him at first because he's getting up and preparing for the day, incredibly early like a GOOD (GRANDMA) ADULT and is only noticing when the door won't open, turning around to see... well, that he's not alone.

He was shirtless, exposing a litter of scard on his torso and back, as well as a shiny metal port in the back of his neck, but he's sure finding a shirt now. ]

Good morning.

[ something to mask the weirdness i guess. ]

[selfidentitytheft]

[Kei handles all bedhoppers with the same hospitality and grace, which is to say he startles to the foot of his own bed and BARKS AT THEM]

[YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP]

/2

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ startling awake with a disgruntled whine of her own, peeling herself up— ]

[rightwingman]

[hello, welcome, have a blanket, it's a wing]

[flamingprick]

[Oh hey, that's a pretty nice blanket there. Does he mind sharing it with a sleeping half-demon?]

[2beautiful2live]

[this is really unfortunate for you because you aren't in a cozy apartment bed anymore, you're in a kind of chilly tent, on a Not Big Enough sleeping bag, with a guy who was recently stabbed

he also is staring at you]

Ah...

[bejeweled]

[ she's





not awake enough for this and just. ]

. . . what.

[ grated out like nails on a chalkboard tbh ]

[mistruths]

[ he WAS reading in bed... ]

...Hello.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

[somehow this one was transported here so smoothly she didn't even wake up!]

[artisticliberty]

[you're in a room that is not heavily furnished because the inhabitant is relatively new--but that doesn't mean it's lacking anything of interest. there are sketched portraits hanging on all the walls, unframed, along with the beginning of what looks like some kind of abstract mural painted on the wall where the bed is set up against. there's also some brushes and a few paint tubes on the nightstand that have been carefully arranged.

yusuke himself is a lanky but pretty young man who is curled up on his side sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware of anyone in his room.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ This is not the dream I wanted to be in. ]

[ Sitting up when he realizes the person he's sharing a bed with is not a small cute girl and looking at him in offense... in extra offense when he blearily realizes who it is. ]

Please tell me I'm not actually dreaming about you.

[agoodnoe]

[ Welcome to the worst bedmate. Unless you enjoy being turned into a cuddlepillow and rolled onto the ground by a 6'2" man who continues to sleep on you even on the ground. ]

[ Some people are into that. ]

[clocked_out]

[Dave loves cuddling and enjoys this quite a lot until he gets slammed into the floor.]

Fuck!