quietmounds | (no subject)

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WHAT SHENANIGANS
WHERE bed
WHEN 88...early....

[Hey someone is your bed!

Or you're in their bed!

Maybe several people are all in one bed.

How did they/you get there? Who cares? Maybe go back to sleep, or something else. You can't seem the leave the bedroom until dawn and there are a few hours to go.]

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[or i could just keep being rude and invasive]

His guess is that you're extra self destructive but somehow he thinks that isn't a bad quality to have in a mafia boss.

Are you his friend?

[ ???

this is a joke but also wtf shut up ]

[look no one hires kei for his subtlety]

Employee.

[ uhhuh. ]

Is this a second interview after he hired me? That's pretty unprofessional.

No, though I'm pretty annoyed by that, too.

No take backs.

What am I taking back?

My employment.

Is being under his thumb that exciting?

Hm?

You heard me.

I didn't, you'll have to repeat yourself.

[glares at him and drinks his alcohol]

[ haha

seems satisfied with that ]

Why did you keep running it after he was dead?

[he says this like he is picking up a dropped conversation even if it wasn't with you]

What are you talking about?

The Port Mafia. Why did you stay?

Mori-san is very talkative.

He invited me back to Yokohama to work for him, probably with the intention of using me as a replacement for you if his version of you never 'comes around'.

[he doesn't sound very invested in this information it's just a fact]

[ there’s something entirely annoying about the idea but he just huffs a short laugh ]

So it seems you don’t need to know anything about this version of Dazai Osamu at all then.

I'm not trying to help him get any version of 'you' back, I think that's obviously a stupid idea. But he doesn't understand why and the fact that you stayed supports his theory that you make a practical choice as a mafia boss.

I’m not sure why you think this is something I’ll talk to you about. Just because Mori-san’s grown loose lips in his old age doesn’t mean I will.

That's true, why talk to me? I can Mori on speakerphone so he can ask. You two are so close and all.

You're a dreadful employee, isn't it late to be bothering someone with that?

I can guarantee you he'll rank any sort of powerplay over you above sleep.

[takes out his phone]