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[help_wanted]

WHAT SHENANIGANS
WHERE bed
WHEN 88...early....


[Hey someone is your bed!

Or you're in their bed!

Maybe several people are all in one bed.

How did they/you get there? Who cares? Maybe go back to sleep, or something else. You can't seem the leave the bedroom until dawn and there are a few hours to go.]

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[keijournal]

[welp so much for that

he's not energetic enough to try breaking windows and walls and whatever

heads back to the bed and pauses]

........how many human fluids are in those sheets.

[takehisheadoff]

Take a guess.

[keijournal]

.....I'm using your shower.

[i can at least get into the bathroom right]

[takehisheadoff]

[ well see if you can. ]

[keijournal]

[nope

makes the most exasperated noise, then louder as if he is PERSONALLY FIGHTING THE COSMOS ON GETTING TO DO SOMETHING HE WANTS grabs a half drank bottle of whiskey]

Then I'm drinking this... [stops to look at the bottle] ...whiskey.

[drinks]

[takehisheadoff]

That's mine.

[ but he isn't going to get up to get it. ]

[keijournal]

[kei was not made for chugging whiskey and sort of, chokes a bit and his eyes burn and he doesn't care

sits down sullenly]

[takehisheadoff]

Was that a mistake for you?

[keijournal]

I'm not an alcoholic.

[he is judging you? yes. absolutely]

Yet.

[sigh, do i want to be drunk or do i want to not drink this]

[takehisheadoff]

Is that a problem.

[keijournal]

Not being an alcoholic?

[squint]

I've heard someone make a solid case for it. But she's really old, I don't really feel like wasting that much time.

[i guess i want to be drunk, takes another swig]

[takehisheadoff]

Unless you're a lightweight you might need more than that.

[keijournal]

I'm a lightweight.

[with no sense of shame

but he drinks more anyway]

Why the fuck did you take a job with Mori?

[like]

[takehisheadoff]

Drink some more and maybe you'll pass out.

[keijournal]

[or i could just keep being rude and invasive]

His guess is that you're extra self destructive but somehow he thinks that isn't a bad quality to have in a mafia boss.

[takehisheadoff]

Are you his friend?

[ ???

this is a joke but also wtf shut up ]

[keijournal]

[look no one hires kei for his subtlety]

Employee.

[takehisheadoff]

[ uhhuh. ]

Is this a second interview after he hired me? That's pretty unprofessional.

[keijournal]

No, though I'm pretty annoyed by that, too.

[takehisheadoff]

No take backs.

[keijournal]

What am I taking back?

[takehisheadoff]

My employment.

[keijournal]

Is being under his thumb that exciting?

[takehisheadoff]

Hm?

[keijournal]

You heard me.