quietmounds | (no subject)

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WHAT SHENANIGANS
WHERE bed
WHEN 88...early....

[Hey someone is your bed!

Or you're in their bed!

Maybe several people are all in one bed.

How did they/you get there? Who cares? Maybe go back to sleep, or something else. You can't seem the leave the bedroom until dawn and there are a few hours to go.]

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That's what I was going to say, but less crudely.

[why

throws a pillow over your ass]

Watch it.

[ but he actually shifts back on the bed a little with a wince and. a little sort of looking around the room like um what. ]

[well it's not his room, that is cluttered with hobby business

honestly we don't even need to talk about what happened just going to climb out of bed with a groan and leave]

I hate this place.

Go on and get out then.

[ wriggling under the covers to curl up under them. ]

[he's trying

unfortunately the bedroom door doesn't appear to be opening]

...seriously?

[ groans and just puts a pillow over his head ]

[i'm willing to try the window honestly

it doesn't work either]

[ good luck ]

[welp so much for that

he's not energetic enough to try breaking windows and walls and whatever

heads back to the bed and pauses]

........how many human fluids are in those sheets.

Take a guess.

.....I'm using your shower.

[i can at least get into the bathroom right]

[ well see if you can. ]

[nope

makes the most exasperated noise, then louder as if he is PERSONALLY FIGHTING THE COSMOS ON GETTING TO DO SOMETHING HE WANTS grabs a half drank bottle of whiskey]

Then I'm drinking this... [stops to look at the bottle] ...whiskey.

[drinks]

That's mine.

[ but he isn't going to get up to get it. ]

[kei was not made for chugging whiskey and sort of, chokes a bit and his eyes burn and he doesn't care

sits down sullenly]

Was that a mistake for you?

I'm not an alcoholic.

[he is judging you? yes. absolutely]

Yet.

[sigh, do i want to be drunk or do i want to not drink this]

Is that a problem.

Not being an alcoholic?

[squint]

I've heard someone make a solid case for it. But she's really old, I don't really feel like wasting that much time.

[i guess i want to be drunk, takes another swig]

Unless you're a lightweight you might need more than that.

I'm a lightweight.

[with no sense of shame

but he drinks more anyway]

Why the fuck did you take a job with Mori?

[like]

Drink some more and maybe you'll pass out.

[or i could just keep being rude and invasive]

His guess is that you're extra self destructive but somehow he thinks that isn't a bad quality to have in a mafia boss.

Are you his friend?

[ ???

this is a joke but also wtf shut up ]