quietmounds | (no subject)

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WHAT SHENANIGANS
WHERE bed
WHEN 88...early....

[Hey someone is your bed!

Or you're in their bed!

Maybe several people are all in one bed.

How did they/you get there? Who cares? Maybe go back to sleep, or something else. You can't seem the leave the bedroom until dawn and there are a few hours to go.]

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[ wasted

she's kicking him out of the bed for good measure ]

[There is a loud 'thunk' as he hits the ground.

A moment later he's jumping up to yell at her.]

What the hell?!

[ she does not look impressed. ]

You were in my bed.

No I wasn't!

[But now that he's looking around, this definitely isn't his room.]

Er...not on purpose?

[ in the driest tone possible ]

Good. I'd hate to have to get blood on the carpet.

That's a pretty extreme reaction to someone being put in your bed, isn't it?

It's also a reaction to the time, in my defense.

[ sort of waving a hand in the direction of an alarm clock. it's like 3:30 am. ]

[He looks at the clock.]

Shit, it's still that early?

[ keels over tragically onto her side ]

Unfortunately.

[Crap]

I'll just stay over here then.

[On the floor, he means. Because it's rude to go into someone else's bed on purpose like that.

He's grabbing the blankets though.]

...you know, it's generally considered polite to ask first. Is there a reason you're setting up camp?

If it's magic bullshit then it'll just dump me back in here if I leave, right?

[ a beat of mildly horrified silence ]

You have a point. Well, hell.

[ another pause, and then she heaves a huge sight and goes hunting for a pillow she can stand to donate. she's not an animal. ]

Here.

[So kind.]

Sorry to impose and stuff. I'll head out as soon as the freaky magic's done.

[ flapping a hand at him and curling back up. this is absolutely fine. really. look how fine she is. ]

It's— well, it isn't fine, exactly, but that's hardly your fault. My apologies for kicking you.

...And for not having a spare futon.

It's fine, the floor works. I'm not so much of a softy that I can't sleep on it.

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