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[help_wanted]

WHAT Sex Bingo!
WHERE errywhere
WHEN 90

[Today, around, at your place of work, taped to your door, or just fluttering around in the breeze you will find a mostly blank piece of paper from the Quiet Mounds Town Comfort Commission asking you to complete this statement, so they have a better idea of how to serve the community:

I want _____________.

And once you write down an answer, or even just think hard enough about one, the paper will fill out the rest of the way with a bingo sheet. Get Bingo, win a prize!

The bingo sheet is full of sex stuff.

U know what you must do.]



[UNLESS you will absolutely, under no circumstances, do any of that.

It also happens there is a street size soba shop just sort of? Around? Today? With a sign that very aggressively proclaims 'ONLY NOODLES! NO KANOODLING!!' outside. Anyone attempting to bang in the soba shop will be removed, but everyone else can enjoy some noodles in peace.]


((1. The provided bingo sheet is just a suggestion, feel free to copy it to your own doc and change things around, or ignore it completely and just handwave everything. No one will be checking your work.

2. There will be a post for everyone getting their prizes later this week.))

Comments

[leaveshishaton]

[Chuuya was drinking coffee in the chill outside of Heavenly Grounds, when he decides to fill his out, and then you know, spends several minutes of the last of his cup of coffee thinking this over with a flush that is probably not entirely due to the cold.

And then he carefully folds the top of the bingo sheet down, hiding his answer, and then gets his phone out to start texting people:

so
hey
]


Fine, let's do this.



(If Chuuya's fucked u before you can assume you're getting a text, anyone is welcome to jump him at heavenly grounds)

[clocked_out]

hey dude
whats up

[thegoodwidow]

[ looks over her sheet and with a slightly sly smile. and then fold it up and put it in her pocket.

She will probably approach you, maybe with a tap to your shoulder or just a small friendly wave. ]

Excuse me.

[snackrat]

[well this one might be familiar from like. the news, maybe. ride's wailing.

he's got a tail though.]

Mm?

[takehisheadoff]

[ honestly there's only so much neurotic paranoia that can trump a thirsty need for __________. Nothing a considerable amount of liquid courage can fix anyway.

anyway this trainwreck dude is just going to sidle along up to you. ]

Yo~.

[leaveshishaton]

[why are you--]

Hey.

[2beautiful2live]

[looks at the bingo sheet


hm


i guess i will start googling what half of these are, this should be an adventure]

[clocked_out]

[Dave usually comes up behind Orga to shoot the shit about whatever youtube he is watching. Little did he know.]

—Sorry. Uh. My bad.

[divasterous]

[in the vicinity of Heavenly Grounds, staring down at the sheet, slowly going extremely red]

. . .

Lewd.

[not really a complaint, just. hm.]

[starspangledman]

Vasily? What's that?

[Guess who hasn't seen the sheets yet]

[shortcircuits]

[sitting in a corner table of the soba shop, eating noodles and reading a book and frowning so hard that it's impossible to consider that he doesn't have a stress headache. it hurts just looking at his face, honestly.]

[there's a crumpled-up wad of paper on the table nearby]

[bejeweled]

Your face will get stuck like that.

[kimaris]

[ He is almost the type to not do that in any way, but he's not quite there. That said, he's sitting with his legs crossed at the nearest bar, sipping a drink with the chart in front of him.

There's a pen (not a penis okay) in his fingers that he's lightly twirling it. He's writing something down pretty quickly, almost too quickly to see--

That sure is a sex bingo sheet now. Gaelio is giving it a look, exasperated and almost amused. ]

Town Comfort Commission? [ WHOEVER IS NEAR: ] Have you heard of this?

[cw_suicide]

I haven't.

[when did he get there? he's always been there. this is his home, but also yoinking the bingo sheet because drunk Dazai too powerful, maybe?]

[wroughtandtempered]

[ hey look it's your local woods hermit deigning to grace civilization with her presence again. she looks about twice as crabby and rumpled as usual, and the slowly escalating squinty glare she's giving her piece of paper is not really helping that impression.

...on the other hand, if you get anywhere near her personal bubble she also smells really good? like, wow, suddenly it absolutely seems like she'd be a good candidate for bothering about bingo sheet filling good. ...it couldn't hurt to ask, right? ]

[deicider]

[eyeballing the sheet]

Can't go back and change my answer...?

[keijournal]

[pausing to look at what he has


ah, i see

shit im really going to hate today]


Start a new one?

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ hmm. yes. I see. ]

...ah, excuse me! Does anyone happen to have a lighter?





[ later you can find her wedged into a corner of the soba shop, having basically curled herself up around a bowl of noodles and settled in for a beautifully proper sulk. ]

[caughtbythecurrent]

[NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

nopes his way right into the soba shop]

[clocked_out]

[Dave is already on top of the situation at Heavenly Grounds with a chalk sign!]

i will bounce you for protracted eyefucking i swear to gog

[inhibiting]

[ trying

to make sense of the sign, ]

"bounce" . . . "gog" . . .?

[mistruths]

[ ...well everyone else from his slice of the multiverse sleeps around like it's the only thing that keeps them going... ]

I suppose it won't be the worst way to spend some time.

[coldhand]

[look, he's getting this question because while they might not be friends, Bucky knows who he is and that he's been here a while]

How often does this happen?

[coldhand]

[welp. Bucky has just about gotten used to the idea of the kissing bingo, along the lines of what she sat out of when she arrived.

this is.

a little much.

just staring now. not even blushing, just... baffled.]

[divasterous]

It's a bit . . . something. Right?

[also looking at his own sheet. his eyes are metallic gold, mechanical clockwork]

[curatorrid]

[puts himself in a corner of the soda shop with a book.

Monsters and spirits are still gonna be drawn to him though]

[selfidentitytheft]

[toasts with his own book

cool kids read in the soba shop]

[flamingprick]

[This is lewd.

Like, Rin's no innocent pure angel or anything, but this is still lewd.]

Why are half of these things even a thing to begin with?!

[backatyou]

You'd be surprised what people are into.

[ also you are child why are you out ]

[backatyou]

This is... quite a card, to say the least.

[ he says as he holds his own in his hands ]

[whiskeysour]

[WTF are you though. Did Iron Man have a baby with a ninja.]

Yeah, well this is quite the shitty suburban hell, so.

[selfidentitytheft]

[reading in the soba stall and using his bingo sheet as a bookmark, he's not going anywhere anytime soon]

[whiskeysour]

[Christ this is the weirdest fucking place, honestly]

Seriously?

[She's not really embarrassed. More like exasperated.]

I should have asked for something besides whiskey.

[She never thought she'd hear herself saying that but here we are.]

[coldhand]

It always seems to be serious around here.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[beginningofwisdom]

[in the soba shop with a thick book, a bowl of soba and a couple of empty bowls]

I do appreciate the courtesy, at least...

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ oh, hey. she's got a pretty good sulk going on in the corner with her own bowl and phone, but nothing she won't break to check what he's reading and also see whether it's one of the library's books. habits are funny. ]

[theyregooddogs]

[some rando has already ditched his bingo sheet forever ago and is just looking at one of the newer mall shops with confusion?? then tired acceptance]

Well, I guess it was time to find a new apothecary.

[cw_underage]

[ Mori looks rather unimpressed at whatever is on his sheet for a moment before folding it up. ]

More and more I gather this place has very particular interests.

[deicider]

[Hmm Sniper tries to sneak a peak before he puts the sheet away. Probably not successful given the height differential.]

You don't think this is an alien breeding thing, do you?

[snackrat]

[This man is already looking a bit better, actually like. walking. without a gundam! though his arm's in a sling, and one of his eyes is still pretty dull. and he has a tail with a wicked blade at the end swishing casually behind him. that might be cause for concern.

that aside he's just idly wandering, most of his attention focused on his blank bingo sheet.]

[divasterous]

Tail.

[agoodnoe]

[ Staring blankly at his bingo sheet in one hand. ]

[ And then, very purposefully, he takes out his phone with his other hand and starts to google every term he doesn't understand. Which is nearly all of them. ]

[ Someone please stop him. ]

[selfidentitytheft]

[from the soba stand: BARKING]

Dude! Noé??

[cw_suicide]

[SEX BINGO WIRH CHANCE TO GET FREE ANYTHING, YOU SAY?

sounds like a good way to fuck his way through some things toward free booze or drugs, so like. of course he has to not be too sober for this?

... probably he drank more than necessary but y'know, he feels fine? fine enough to just approach random people.]

My~ What an interesting game this place is putting on. Could it be it knows we're frequently bored?

[takehisheadoff]

[ well then. ]

Time to make it less boring then.