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WHAT Sex Bingo!
WHERE errywhere
WHEN 90

[Today, around, at your place of work, taped to your door, or just fluttering around in the breeze you will find a mostly blank piece of paper from the Quiet Mounds Town Comfort Commission asking you to complete this statement, so they have a better idea of how to serve the community:

I want _____________.

And once you write down an answer, or even just think hard enough about one, the paper will fill out the rest of the way with a bingo sheet. Get Bingo, win a prize!

The bingo sheet is full of sex stuff.

U know what you must do.]



[UNLESS you will absolutely, under no circumstances, do any of that.

It also happens there is a street size soba shop just sort of? Around? Today? With a sign that very aggressively proclaims 'ONLY NOODLES! NO KANOODLING!!' outside. Anyone attempting to bang in the soba shop will be removed, but everyone else can enjoy some noodles in peace.]


((1. The provided bingo sheet is just a suggestion, feel free to copy it to your own doc and change things around, or ignore it completely and just handwave everything. No one will be checking your work.

2. There will be a post for everyone getting their prizes later this week.))

Comments

[takehisheadoff]

. . . yes.

[ it's like dragging his fingernails over broken glass to admit. ]

[cw_underage]

My. Isn't this nostalgic.

[takehisheadoff]

. . . Yes.

[cw_underage]

Is this what you were hoping for?

[takehisheadoff]

[ there's a very slight laugh, brittle and bitter as they come and quiet and short. ]

Seems so.

[ it's not even a real, whole answer, but it sounds close enough to the truth. the real answer? who knows. ]

[cw_underage]

"Seems so" -- like you're not even certain yourself?

[takehisheadoff]

[ why are you asking that. ]

It is.

[cw_underage]

[ ahahahahaha ]

Dazai-kun --



If we were ever able to return to our homes, would you return to yours?

[takehisheadoff]

[ this honestly sounds like

a bad question. ]

Things will have been quite unsettled, with my absence.

[cw_underage]

[ it's pretty bad. ]

So you miss it?

[takehisheadoff]

. . . it's my responsibility.

[cw_underage]

Ah, what a dutiful reply.

[takehisheadoff]

It's what matters.

[cw_underage]

Is it a sense of obligation? That you've essentially forced yourself into that position? Or do you really love that city?

[takehisheadoff]

Does it matter? I'll die for it.

[ #jokes ]

[cw_underage]

You would kill yourself for it?

[ #JOKES?? ]

[takehisheadoff]

No. [ honest enough, in a way, not appreciative of your joke wow, ] I don't have any intention for my city to become unhinged just because I took a vacation.

[ he has to dig for the answer, not because he doesn't have it -- honestly, he's had to fuckin talk to the ADA enough about stupid shit he hates but he'd really rather not have this conversation with Mori. ]

[cw_underage]

Mm.

[ acknowledging, approving, satisfied in a way that's not quite directed at Dazai. his fingertips thrum against his thigh again. ]

It's a pity that we're apart in both realities.

[takehisheadoff]

[ . . . ]

I did say I still had more to learn from you.

[cw_underage]

But you are bound to your city and I am bound to mine.

[takehisheadoff]

Yes.

[cw_underage]

Really, it's almost unfair.

[takehisheadoff]

[ ... waits for Mori to keep speaking. He’s quiet but in a passive but attentive way instead of trying to mentally flee ]

[cw_underage]

I think Kaito-kun would call me sentimental again for saying that, though.

[takehisheadoff]

... he seems smart enough but not correct.