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WHAT Sex Bingo!
WHERE errywhere
WHEN 90

[Today, around, at your place of work, taped to your door, or just fluttering around in the breeze you will find a mostly blank piece of paper from the Quiet Mounds Town Comfort Commission asking you to complete this statement, so they have a better idea of how to serve the community:

I want _____________.

And once you write down an answer, or even just think hard enough about one, the paper will fill out the rest of the way with a bingo sheet. Get Bingo, win a prize!

The bingo sheet is full of sex stuff.

U know what you must do.]



[UNLESS you will absolutely, under no circumstances, do any of that.

It also happens there is a street size soba shop just sort of? Around? Today? With a sign that very aggressively proclaims 'ONLY NOODLES! NO KANOODLING!!' outside. Anyone attempting to bang in the soba shop will be removed, but everyone else can enjoy some noodles in peace.]


((1. The provided bingo sheet is just a suggestion, feel free to copy it to your own doc and change things around, or ignore it completely and just handwave everything. No one will be checking your work.

2. There will be a post for everyone getting their prizes later this week.))

Comments

[shortcircuits]

[sitting in a corner table of the soba shop, eating noodles and reading a book and frowning so hard that it's impossible to consider that he doesn't have a stress headache. it hurts just looking at his face, honestly.]

[there's a crumpled-up wad of paper on the table nearby]

[bejeweled]

Your face will get stuck like that.

[shortcircuits]

It already is.

[bejeweled]

You could try to lighten up.

[shortcircuits]

Why would I want to do that.

[bejeweled]

Why would you not?

[shortcircuits]

My face is fine and I'm fine.

[bejeweled]

You don't look fine.

[ JUST SAYIN, ]

[shortcircuits]

Are we studying today?

[onelastknight]

[ on like, his tenth bowl of noodles, because of course ] ... You seem somewhat troubled.

[shortcircuits]

Arthur.

No, I'm fine. How are you today?

[onelastknight]

I can't complain. Strange things are happening, but of course they always are.

[shortcircuits]

Always? I suppose.

[onelastknight]

Though perhaps I'm not an especially good judge of what is or isn't strange.

[shortcircuits]

No, your frame of reference may be a little off.

[onelastknight]

A little! [ GOOD NATURED ABOUT IT AT LEAST. like. yep. i know what my mythos is like. ] But, for example, it might be a little strange for a shop to suddenly appear in the street overnight.

[shortcircuits]

And yet, we're eating here.

[debuffed]

[flops into the seat next to him] I'll have what he's having.

[shortcircuits]

[he's having a meltdown you don't want one of those]

. . .

Alexander.

[debuffed]

What? I want noodles.

[shortcircuits]

. . . they're good.

[debuffed]

This seems like the fun corner to me.

[shortcircuits]

[looks at him in faint surprise, then smiles slightly, relaxing]

Your company does improve it.

[debuffed]

What're you reading?

[shortcircuits]

Ah . . . a book about multi-world theory. It's a bit dry, but I'm comparing theoretical frameworks.