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WHAT Sex Bingo!
WHERE errywhere
WHEN 90

[Today, around, at your place of work, taped to your door, or just fluttering around in the breeze you will find a mostly blank piece of paper from the Quiet Mounds Town Comfort Commission asking you to complete this statement, so they have a better idea of how to serve the community:

I want _____________.

And once you write down an answer, or even just think hard enough about one, the paper will fill out the rest of the way with a bingo sheet. Get Bingo, win a prize!

The bingo sheet is full of sex stuff.

U know what you must do.]

[UNLESS you will absolutely, under no circumstances, do any of that.

It also happens there is a street size soba shop just sort of? Around? Today? With a sign that very aggressively proclaims 'ONLY NOODLES! NO KANOODLING!!' outside. Anyone attempting to bang in the soba shop will be removed, but everyone else can enjoy some noodles in peace.]

((1. The provided bingo sheet is just a suggestion, feel free to copy it to your own doc and change things around, or ignore it completely and just handwave everything. No one will be checking your work.

2. There will be a post for everyone getting their prizes later this week.))

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[ that does make him tense up, a sort of guarded physical twitch and that's also what brings him try and look over his shoulder at him. It isn't that he expects violence so much as it is almost just his natural reaction. ]

[Sniper is probably too short for him to get a good look, but sensing the movement, they peek their gaze up.]

Hm?

Short people.

[ he says it like it's something disdainful but it's also clearly banter by habit ]

[laughs, unoffended]

What have you got against short people?

[Honestly this is pretty comfortable so Sniper decides to stay leaned against them. They pet Dazai's thighs, thigh time letting the motions carry up to his cock and balls.]

I've always thought short people have the worst tempers. Are you all right, down there?

[ it's a bit of a joke, maybe. ]

That's a strange association.

[They go back to resting their cheek against his back, still stroking between his legs.]

I could use some lube. Were you carrying any with you?

It seems I forgot that part.

[ rocks on the balls of his feet, if there is anything like 'reluctance to arouse' that's probably him ]

Usually it goes something like, seducing a beautiful woman and seeing her beautiful home and then ruining her marriage bed.

[Sniper draws away, touch lingering on Dazai's hip; a vague command to stay while they go get some things.]

That entails some pretty antiquated values.

Does it?

[Ticks fingers as they list off, but they've wandered over to one of the bedrooms so Dazai can't really see them do that.]

The sexual purity of women, the sacrality of monogamous marriage. I'm not saying those values aren't lingering in some places but you'd get strange looks taking them seriously in public.

[They come back out carrying their sword and a bottle of lube. Still behind Dazai, so he'd have to turn to see.]

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[ he doesn't turn, kind of amused by the whole situation ]

Ah, well! I'd hate to offend.

If that's what gets you off, I don't care. Right now you're not in much of a position to be a despoiler, though.

[Trotting back to the kitchen as well and coming back with a wooden spoon. They rest the sword and the lube on the floor behind Dazai, and come around to show the spoon.]

Do you think this would count for caning...?

Probably. Should I be saying 'please take good care of me'?

[ waves both hands at Sniper in a sort of mockingly ]

Only if you mean it.

[walks behind him again, grabbing the lube before taking up their former position. ]

Well, that puts a hole in that plan.

[ slouches, a hair ]

[They cuddle up against his back and grasp his cock with a slick hand, starting to pump. ]

Did you want to play a repressed housewife?

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[ he laughs, the beginning of it is a little low but he forces it up, lighter. ]

Oh, that could be fun. Please~ I've never been touched like this before~.

[ it's overdone but also probably funny and said in what seems like good humor, though no indication if that's what he'd prefer anyway. ]

I've never gotten to touch someone like this. You're almost better than me, and being a doll is my job.

[ huffs ]

I'm too drunk to be bossy, but I don't want to be sober. Do you like turnabout or are you going to make me do work?

[ teasing, in a way. ]

I like this, you're fine.

Do you really like it?

[What's the sitch with your dick here.]

I do, why do you ask?

Right, right. Wait am I out of character?

[ he’s joking, as if to compensate for his only barely aroused state of the union. ]

You're all over the place.

[They pull back to go find some stuff. Then they come back, resting their cheek against his back so they can hear his heartbeat while they push a wad of bandages into his mouth. Once it's settles they secure it using Dazai's tie.]

[ he probably laughs, the inhale and slightly jostle against sniper would imply laughter anyway, and his heart beat quickens on cue as well. He rolls his shoulders twice though, to loosen any tension he might have suddenly acquired ]