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[help_wanted]

WHAT Sex Bingo!
WHERE errywhere
WHEN 90

[Today, around, at your place of work, taped to your door, or just fluttering around in the breeze you will find a mostly blank piece of paper from the Quiet Mounds Town Comfort Commission asking you to complete this statement, so they have a better idea of how to serve the community:

I want _____________.

And once you write down an answer, or even just think hard enough about one, the paper will fill out the rest of the way with a bingo sheet. Get Bingo, win a prize!

The bingo sheet is full of sex stuff.

U know what you must do.]



[UNLESS you will absolutely, under no circumstances, do any of that.

It also happens there is a street size soba shop just sort of? Around? Today? With a sign that very aggressively proclaims 'ONLY NOODLES! NO KANOODLING!!' outside. Anyone attempting to bang in the soba shop will be removed, but everyone else can enjoy some noodles in peace.]


((1. The provided bingo sheet is just a suggestion, feel free to copy it to your own doc and change things around, or ignore it completely and just handwave everything. No one will be checking your work.

2. There will be a post for everyone getting their prizes later this week.))

Comments

[cw_underage]

Did you assume I don't have any?

[takehisheadoff]

Who knows.

[cw_underage]

What a vague response.

[takehisheadoff]

Too vague for your liking?

[cw_underage]

I can't say it's a surprise.

[takehisheadoff]

I'm glad you haven't had an unpleasant surprise.

[cw_underage]

Would it surprise you more to learn if I do or don't have feelings?

[takehisheadoff]

Neither, I try not to make too many expectations for you.

[cw_underage]

Both low and high included...?

[takehisheadoff]

Yes.

[cw_underage]

I'd hope you would assume more of me than that.

[takehisheadoff]

What did you want me to say?

[cw_underage]

"Mori-san, you're so intelligent, I think so highly of you"?

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[takehisheadoff]

...

Really?

[ really. ]

[cw_underage]

Sorry, that was a bit of a joke.

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[takehisheadoff]

I accept your apology.

[cw_underage]

What do you expect from meeting with me?

[takehisheadoff]

Hm? Do you think I have some other motive than spending some time with my dear employer?

[cw_underage]

I didn't know you valued spending time with me so highly.

[takehisheadoff]

Of course.

[cw_underage]

Is that why you're staying?

[takehisheadoff]

Of course.

[cw_underage]

Ah, I'm touched.

[takehisheadoff]

You should be.

[cw_underage]

Were you feeling a little needy?