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[whatischeers]

WHAT ALIENS
WHERE NEAR THE FARM, PROBABLY
WHEN DAY 131
NOTES OPEN IF YOU LIKE YELLING

[TODAY'S HEADLINES: GREEN ALIEN WOMAN FALLS FROM THE SKY WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. SOME SCRUFFY TWINK WHO JUST POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE IS LANDED UPON. SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.]

Comments

[oedipuswrecked]

[ :/ ] They're so-so.

[suckthejoy]

You're so-so!

[oedipuswrecked]

[ OPENS MOUTH. CLOSES IT. OPENS IT AGAIN ] Okay, well, that may be true—

[suckthejoy]

On a scale from one to chiseled god, you're like—

[ He lifts a hand up to what's kind of a halfway mark, then waves it a bit. ] Ehhhhh.

[oedipuswrecked]

[ DON'T BULLY ] I'm at least three-quarters of the way up that scale.

[suckthejoy]

[ He lowers his hand a notch. ]

Ehhhhhhhh.

[oedipuswrecked]

How did I go down! That's not how a scale like that works!