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[whatischeers]

WHAT ALIENS
WHERE NEAR THE FARM, PROBABLY
WHEN DAY 131
NOTES OPEN IF YOU LIKE YELLING

[TODAY'S HEADLINES: GREEN ALIEN WOMAN FALLS FROM THE SKY WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. SOME SCRUFFY TWINK WHO JUST POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE IS LANDED UPON. SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.]

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[oedipuswrecked]

[ HONESTLY, HAVING JUST POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE AND IMMEDIATELY BREAKING THE FALL OF A SCREAMING GREEN ALIEN LADY IS ALARMING SO HE ALSO YELLS. AND THEN THEY ARE JUST BOTH YELLING. ]

[whatischeers]

[SHE'S JUST SCREAMING, SO MUCH, AND WON'T STOP? WHY WON'T SHE STOP]

[ravagings]

BOY, WHAT YOU YELLIN' 'BOUT THIS TIME?! DON'T MAKE ME SHUT THAT TERRAN MOUTH OF YOURS FOR YOU!

[made_up_names]

[ Oh my god why is there so much yelling. ]

Hey, dude! It's okay! You're okay!

[mistruths]

[ storming out of Heavenly Grounds ]

Why is it so loud?

[oedipuswrecked]

[ okay probably at some point? Probably at some point we yell each other out but his volume is still like, High ]

Probably because of all the yelling!

[whatischeers]

[this crying green alien cyborg is going to reflexively grab a dagger hidden in her boot and lift it like she's going to throw it, breathing hard through her nose]

Don't move another step.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Looks like they had a rough landing...

[are you gonna stab someone my dear]

[suckthejoy]

[ just some asshole scrounging for scrap and shit, no big deal anDOH MY GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING. ]

— the hell!

[whatischeers]

ROCKET?

[divasterous]

—w-welcome!?

[whatischeers]

[the yelling has started to die down but it's still Quite Loud. gross crying lady whips her head towards u]

Who are you?

[coldhand]

[some kind of hobo looking lady with a metal arm is gonna just... kinda stare at this until the screaming stops]

You two okay...?

[whatischeers]

No!

[this particular yell ends on a choked-off sob. she's had a Rough Time]

[dontworry]

[ a lady with inked up arms in a long sun dress is watching this with. Some consternation. ]

Hey-- stop yelling maybe...

[oedipuswrecked]

[ they're calming down eventually but ] We have a lot to yell about we will be yelling for some time to come.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[I mean Thor won't tell anyone to stop yelling. Attracted by loud noises and startled when he recognizes two of them]

... Oh. Look who found their way here.

[oedipuswrecked]

[ there was yelling and crying and hugging and then more yelling and. well you know how it is when infinity war. anyway eventually they're like, not as much of a mess. ] [ IMMEDIATELY MAKES A GRUMBLY FACE WHEN HE SEES YOU. ] 'Found their way' is not how I would put it but okay!

[made_up_names]

[ You don't know this kid but he is worriedly standing over both Quill and Gamora when they land. ]

-- Whoa, hey. Are you okay?

[whatischeers]

[yelling has started to cease, but ugly crying is still a-go]

Who are you?

[dranksforthememories]

I don't understand why this reaction doesn't happen more often.

[oedipuswrecked]

[ no longer actively yelling now just kind of GRUMBLING ] Right?? We have a lot to yell about!

[morethanyou]

Do you need help?

[standing... at least a little bit out of arm's reach]

[oedipuswrecked]

Like in general, or...

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Hey, it's okay! It's okay. Try to calm down.

[her hands placatingly visible and unarmed]

[oedipuswrecked]

It's super not okay but we are calming down anyway.

[ananass]

[JUST IMMEDIATELY ALSO STARTS YELLING]

AAAaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[it's quite high-pitched]

[oedipuswrecked]

[ YELLS BACK AT YOU ] AAAAAAWHAT.

[aintrunning]

[to himself:] When it rains . . .

[to them:] Yo, any of you break something?

[cause he really hopes they broke something, ok]

[whatischeers]

[being a cyborg alien with regenerative healing and being half-god means we're not even sporting bruises, sorry man]

No. Nothing that will not take care of itself.

[she has mostly been reduced to sniffles now, her throat hoarse from yelling and crying]

[selfidentitytheft]

[looks up at the sky]



[takes a couple steps back to stand under an overhang]

Wow okay.

[oedipuswrecked]

[ I mean, fair ]

It's cool, she already landed.

[emanation]

[ It does suck to be that guy, it sucks to be the green alien woman falling from the sky as well but at the same time--shut up??

He'd actually been on one of the rooftops nearby when the commotion started and floats down mostly to complain about the noise levels. ]

Would you mind keeping the noise down?

[oedipuswrecked]

[ they do eventually yell themselves out down to like. grumbling levels. ] What, did we get warped into a retirement community by accident?

[loveandvore]

[I'm staying out of this until it all settles down maybe, seems like you're all busy dealing with Things.]

Do you need anything? A drink, some comfort food perhaps? I can grab muffins.

[whatischeers]

[mostly just has red eyes and puffy cheeks and a sore throat now]

What's a muffin?

[motherloving]

Oh, dear.

[ pausing nearby with a golden caduceus-shaped staff in his hands, blinking bemusedly at them. He opens his mouth to say something more, then decides against trying to compete with the yelling ]

[oedipuswrecked]

[ they do eventually, yell themselves out. then start up again. then yell themselves out. ] Hhhheey.

[starspangledman]

[why is there so much yelling?? Steve rushes in, taking in the situation]

Are you all right—?

[oedipuswrecked]

Physically, super great! Just awesome.