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WHAT ALIENS
WHERE NEAR THE FARM, PROBABLY
WHEN DAY 131
NOTES OPEN IF YOU LIKE YELLING

[TODAY'S HEADLINES: GREEN ALIEN WOMAN FALLS FROM THE SKY WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. SOME SCRUFFY TWINK WHO JUST POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE IS LANDED UPON. SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.]

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[ HONESTLY, HAVING JUST POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE AND IMMEDIATELY BREAKING THE FALL OF A SCREAMING GREEN ALIEN LADY IS ALARMING SO HE ALSO YELLS. AND THEN THEY ARE JUST BOTH YELLING. ]

[SHE'S JUST SCREAMING, SO MUCH, AND WON'T STOP? WHY WON'T SHE STOP]

[ I MEAN IS THIS NOT JUST NORMAL FOR THEM THEY'RE A YELLY BUNCH EVEN WHEN THEY COMMUNICATE, ]

GAMORA? HEY! GAMORA!

[THIS IS PRETTY NORMAL BUT THIS LEVEL OF YELLING IS JUST A BIT MUCH, ESPECIALLY SINCE HER EYES ARE SUPER RED FROM CRYING, SO MAYBE THIS IS BAD YELLING]

PETER?!

[ storming out of Heavenly Grounds ]

Why is it so loud?

[ just some asshole scrounging for scrap and shit, no big deal anDOH MY GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING. ]

— the hell!

[ YEAH HONESTLY I GET IT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY IT WOULDN'T BE BAD YELLING REALLY INFINITY WAR HAPPENED TO US BAD ]

[ ANYWAY JUST, NODS, YEA IT PETER, PLEASE TO NOT CRUSH ]

—w-welcome!?

BOY, WHAT YOU YELLIN' 'BOUT THIS TIME?! DON'T MAKE ME SHUT THAT TERRAN MOUTH OF YOURS FOR YOU!

[some kind of hobo looking lady with a metal arm is gonna just... kinda stare at this until the screaming stops]

You two okay...?

[ okay probably at some point? Probably at some point we yell each other out but his volume is still like, High ]

Probably because of all the yelling!

[ LOOKS OVER ]

[ YELLS LOUDER, IMMEDIATELY ]

[this crying green alien cyborg is going to reflexively grab a dagger hidden in her boot and lift it like she's going to throw it, breathing hard through her nose]

Don't move another step.

ROCKET?

[FFFFF OKAY THE YELLING IS GOING TO SEGUE INTO UGLY CRYING INTO PETER'S SHOULDER THEN]

[ I mean you of all people must be used to this by now ]

[ even if it's less fun yelling than usual it's more like, anguish yelling? ]

— Rocket???

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

[the yelling has started to die down but it's still Quite Loud. gross crying lady whips her head towards u]

Who are you?

[ YELLS OVER YOU ]

SHUT YER TRAP BEFORE I DECIDE TO ROAST YOU UP AND SERVE YOU FOR DINNER! I BET THERE AIN'T A TON OF PEOPLE HERE WHO AIN'T EVER TRIED TERRAN MEAT BEFORE!