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WHAT IN PERSON
WHERE the street!
WHEN day 17, AT NIGHT
[ hey everyone -- since it was HOT and then RAINED now we have steamy night time streets, oh boy. While the humidity is awful, and the heat is back at least there is a NIGHT MARKET which is kind of cool. It has little knick knacks and prizes you can win -- goldfish, stuffed animals, so forth and so on -- as well as food, chicken on a stick, shaved ice, so forth and so on.
Have fun! Wander around! Hang out with people and win prizes!
Or, check out the FREE fortune telling machine. All you have to do is stand in front of it. . . and it will announce, rather loudly, some secret of yours. Or many secrets. Depending on how fast you get out of its line of sight.
. . . if you try to harm, destroy or mute the machine in any way you will be grabbed by security and forcibly put in time out for a little while and get a slap on the wrists. Destruction of private property is frowned upon. ]
WHERE the street!
WHEN day 17, AT NIGHT
[ hey everyone -- since it was HOT and then RAINED now we have steamy night time streets, oh boy. While the humidity is awful, and the heat is back at least there is a NIGHT MARKET which is kind of cool. It has little knick knacks and prizes you can win -- goldfish, stuffed animals, so forth and so on -- as well as food, chicken on a stick, shaved ice, so forth and so on.
Have fun! Wander around! Hang out with people and win prizes!
Or, check out the FREE fortune telling machine. All you have to do is stand in front of it. . . and it will announce, rather loudly, some secret of yours. Or many secrets. Depending on how fast you get out of its line of sight.
. . . if you try to harm, destroy or mute the machine in any way you will be grabbed by security and forcibly put in time out for a little while and get a slap on the wrists. Destruction of private property is frowned upon. ]

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Pretty sure that's a fire hazard.
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Is it really?
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Good thing fire is basically useless as a means of destruction here, huh?
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1) Before security picks him up, while he stands in front of a fortune telling machine that is announcing such things as "SHAWN SPENCER IS A FRAUDULENT PSYCHIC" and "SHAWN SPENCER THINKS THAT DETECTIVE CARLTON LASSITER HAS A SEXY BEHIND" and "SHAWN SPENCER IS TERRIFIED OF CHANGE"
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2) After security picks him up, after he has thrown several rocks at the machine, while he is sitting in time out, having been completely distracted from fussing by the fact that he is in a ball pit and it is awesome.]
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ha, knew it]
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Ah, how embarrassing. It was an accident. . .
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Option 2: Wasn't this supposed to be a fortunate telling machine, not an awful secret-spewing rust-bucket loudmouth?! He quickly backs off when it spits out "Tsuzuki was born over 90 years ago!" and "Tsuzuki is a Shinigami!" yikes yikes]
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Reigen's coolest scar is from hurting himself trying to stab a cockroach with a butcher knife!
. . . Hey.
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But mostly he was just hoping to find a stall with decent Japanese food, he isn't even really paying attention when he walks past it.]
Nagai Kei once killed himself to cure a persistent head cold!
[He can't quite stop himself from turning a startled look at the machine.
But then he makes a FACE and then quickly makes an exit but I mean.
It wasn't super subtle.]
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Who now.
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Dark Knight 30-50 Spoilers if you're not about that life.
Amidralyn (Tree) Tree has historically repressed her rage and bloodthirst so intensely that she formed a second personality, which proceeded to possess a corpse and teach her some cool blood magic.
She slowly draws to a halt and levels a truly murderous glare at the device.
Notably she's also available later in time out.]
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[ hi ]
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1) Mikazuki Augus is a father.
and
2) Mikazuki Augus does not hesitate to eat pocket lint.
--definitely feature.]
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Whatever the point is Orga is sort of standing confused about the first one and doesn't even really hear the second one.]
Oi... what did it just....
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Haven't dropped one yet?
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. . . or you can find him in timeout, arms crossed, shoulders hunched absolutely fuming. ]
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Grinning, she scoots closer, so she doesn't have to yell when she announces: ]
I love you, too.
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[SOMEHOW. ORGA HAS WON A GOLD FISH.
He seems confused]
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[huh it is small]
Don't want?
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Alright, cool. I'll have a passion tea for the road, with room for whiskey, please.
[Option 2: Later, actually at the night market, Jack has some food and is monologuing about it to no one in particular.]
Do you ever think about why meat on a stick is so much more appealing than meat not on a stick? Like, objectively it tastes the same, right, but there's just something about it. I'm not going to go all evolutionary-biologist here, every one of those dudes are assholes. But there's definitely something psychological going on about meat with a big stick stuck through it. Do you know what I'm saying here?
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[Many of you have probably seen Dave baristing at Heavenly Grounds. An awkward and shy young man who frequently mumbles to himself. It is probably a surprise when his apparently instinctive startle response is to whip a sword out of hammer space and try to cut the machine in half.
When that doesn't work he just. Keeps whacking it.]
Fucking puppets!!! Dave Strider has written homoerotic fan comics of Matthew McConaughey and Ben Stiller! Come out here and talk about puppets to my FACE you motherfuckin' secondhand Dave Strider lost his virginity to an alien! Barbie purse excuse for a sentient pocket dimension!!
[Or you can find him floating on his back in time out later.]
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[this woman is clearly the same species as that one giant dragon asshole
except she's like
under 5 feet tall?]
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Hey! No! That's not fair, he cheated! He had back-up!
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...he's just kind of standing there, staring at it with a weird expression. ]
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But turns around when he hears that and just. Grins.]
How long is that?
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[ If you have spirit powers, you're treated to the sight of Eizen immediately gut-checking a fortune-telling machine before being escorted off to time out. ]
[ If you don't have spirit powers, well, you might be wondering why there's a very deep impression of a fist in that machine next to you. ]
... 'Tch.
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What the---
[and ince he gets DISORIENTED TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS UP WITH THE MACHINE it helpfully informs everyone:]
Orga Itsuka has never been kissed.
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1/3
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[Link stops, confused, staring at the machine. After a bit it chrips again]
"Link lost his ability to speak freely from the pressure of upholding his destiny."
[squint?!!?!]
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Yanks Link gently away from it.]
If you stand in front of it, it exposes your secrets.
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Egg shells are an excellent source of calcium. The pickle juice one is better.
Reynard's favorite beverage is pickle brine
There, was that so hard?
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