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[suckmyglock]

WHAT whatever
WHERE wherever
WHEN day 131 at least

[literally nothing seems to be happening in QM today. no terrible Snapchat call-outs, no magical Venitian vacation, everybody is probably the age they're supposed to be, but I mean, who can even tell here...

anyway, what are you up to this fine, completely regular day, citizens?]

Comments

[willnotwatch]

What is a furry?

[morethanyou]

[omg he sees her just FREEZE in place even though she's facing away from him. trying to stay deadpan.]

Why do you ask?

[willnotwatch]

[NO HE KNOWS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN HE'S PREPARED]

Just answer the question.

[morethanyou]

[instead she just like, holds up her wrist so that her kimoyo beads start projecting TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT FURRIES into the air above the couch.

while giggling.]

I've been waiting for you to ask it for years!!

[willnotwatch]

...

The short version, please.

[morethanyou]

They're people who like anthropomorphized animal characters, or want to be one, or think they are one on the inside, some combination of the above.

[willnotwatch]

Thank you. You can put that information away now.

[morethanyou]

[she does not]

I prepared this for you! Pay attention.

[willnotwatch]

Why???

[morethanyou]

To help you understand your growing fanbase.

[willnotwatch]

My...

Pardon me?

[morethanyou]

You should really google yourself more often.

[willnotwatch]

Actually, I avoid doing that precisely for this reason.

[morethanyou]

[heeheehee]

There's a lot of fan art.

[willnotwatch]

Fan... what? I think I understand your meaning, but I don't like it.

[morethanyou]

It's exactly what it sounds like.

[willnotwatch]

[a pause where he's clearly tinkering at his kimoyo beads.]






Wh... Agent Ross? They think I'm attracted to Agent Ross?

[morethanyou]

[trying so hard not to crack up]

...I think it's more that they think the idea of you two together is hot.

[willnotwatch]

It's not.

[morethanyou]

You think you need to tell me that??

[willnotwatch]

[good thing she's not looking over because he's gone silent, just staring at another picture before he turns it off]

[morethanyou]

[sitting up, wrapping the blanket around her shoulders]

Besides, it's definitely not the weirdest ship out there.

[willnotwatch]

[he looks away because maybe his eyes are a little bit damp? his voice is even tho]

And I assume that's short for relationship...?

[morethanyou]

[wat why]

Of course it is. ...what's wrong?

[willnotwatch]

Nothing's wrong. Tell me about your ships.