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Carlton Jebediah Lassiter ([personal profile] suckmyglock) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2018-05-29 08:54 pm

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WHAT whatever
WHERE wherever
WHEN day 131 at least

[literally nothing seems to be happening in QM today. no terrible Snapchat call-outs, no magical Venitian vacation, everybody is probably the age they're supposed to be, but I mean, who can even tell here...

anyway, what are you up to this fine, completely regular day, citizens?]
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[I mean, it probably tasted like how T'Challa smells, at least.]

My apologies. I didn't mean to stare.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[OBVIOUSLY]

It's fine. I try to avoid shifting when I can but I was hungry and I could tell you were curious.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[closing the top of the suitcase and offering it over]

Hopefully you'll be sated for the next little while.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I get you're doing this 'cause you don't want anyone else to have to— it'd be helpful to know how often I can get it without any risk to... [EYE ROLL] the "donor." I gotta know how to ration it.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[he sighs.]

As long as the powers of the heart-shaped-herb are not stripped away from me, I have advanced regenerative powers. You don't need to worry about me. I know how much I can handle. If you're in need, let me know.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
You want us to be exclusive?
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I was planning to find other volunteers. But since you're going through all this trouble and wanted to obfuscate the source of the blood, I figure you were just going to tell me you could get me like, bi-weekly bags or something ridiculous like that.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't want you to feel indebted to me.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why would how I feel be different if you gave me a shady suitcase full of blood over you giving me your blood directly?
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
...

[for the first time since Marcel has interacted with him he actually seems a bit awkward and bashful] I've never done this before.
Edited 2018-05-30 07:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[oh no it's cute]

Thank you. I could drink directly from you too, but I get the feeling you wouldn't be into it.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[regaining some of his composure]

I thought the American tradition was to offer dinner and a movie first.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can get dinner during the movie.

[;D!]
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm curious, does that line really work?
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I haven't had to feed directly from humans in decades, and when I date them I don't tell them I'm a vampire.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
From what I've heard about the fads in America recently, if you did it'd be quite a lure.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
We're fading out, actually. Superheroes are the new thing.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Really. That's a shock.

[a pause] I'll consider it for next time. I'm sure Shuri would like not to have to assist me if there's an easier method.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
... how did you explain to your sister that you were giving blood to a vampire?
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I told her in precise, clear words.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Which words? Come on, I'm dying to know.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to be privy to that information. I didn't lie to her, if that's what you mean.
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[personal profile] bloodycrown 2018-05-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to thank her too.
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[personal profile] willnotwatch 2018-05-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't let her talk you into a vivisection.

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