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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person YOU FOOLS
WHERE THE MALL
WHEN Day 5*

[ You were probably minding your own business, just doing normal business things like working or walking or not going to work. NORMAL THINGS.

Some of you may be drawn to a rather odd door that you can find behind the mall... I am Jack's Unique Sense of Millennial Apathy and this is fight club.





Other people might just be checking out some like. stores where you don't have to bleed to buy.

Comments

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh don't think they won't try.

[ghostfromthemachine]

It's the trying that I want to see!

[selfidentitytheft]

Unfortunately, the corncobs get stuck on a screw.

[ghostfromthemachine]

I did say trying and not succeeding for a reason.

[selfidentitytheft]

Ha, got me there.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ bouncing on the balls of her feet a little before settling down ]

Mm— anyway. I wanted to ask... Are you a custodian for the park?

[selfidentitytheft]

As of this morning, yeah. Why?

[ghostfromthemachine]

Ah...

[ glancing back over in the direction of the shrine, hesitating, and then apparently making up her mind ]

Well, I set up a small shrine in a corner of the park. I don't think it's breaking any rules and I'm certainly taking care that offerings and the like don't sit, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to double check.

[selfidentitytheft]

...It's fine, but park staff will not be tending it.

[ghostfromthemachine]

I wasn't planning on being so rude as to ask park staff to do so! Mm— thank you very much.

[selfidentitytheft]

Sure. Do you want any fencing for it?

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ a little flustered ]

Ah— no, thank you, that won't be necessary.

[selfidentitytheft]

Okay. I'll tell landscaping not to mess with it.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ MORE FLUSTERED, ]

Oh— I didn't even think about—

[ giving up and bowing, red-faced ]

I'm sorry for the trouble.