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WHAT in person YOU FOOLS
WHERE THE MALL
WHEN Day 5*

[ You were probably minding your own business, just doing normal business things like working or walking or not going to work. NORMAL THINGS.

Some of you may be drawn to a rather odd door that you can find behind the mall... I am Jack's Unique Sense of Millennial Apathy and this is fight club.

Other people might just be checking out some like. stores where you don't have to bleed to buy.

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Yes.

And I don't work here yet. Master needs save for an office space.

But you said there's no spirits here.

I said no troublesome spirits. There's spirits.

And master does more that exorcisms.

What else does he do?

[FRAUD]

Sometimes people ask him to contact the deceased. Things like that.

The dead don't talk.

I've talked to dead people before...

Oh, so have I, there's exceptions to every rule, but most humans don't have anything left after they die.

I've met a few ghosts so....

If every dead human left a ghost, things would be very, very crowded.

Not everyone leaves one.

[nods in agreement]

Yes. Different world, different rules though, of course.

Oh right. I forget about that a lot.

I suppose it doesn't come up much.

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