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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person YOU FOOLS
WHERE THE MALL
WHEN Day 5*

[ You were probably minding your own business, just doing normal business things like working or walking or not going to work. NORMAL THINGS.

Some of you may be drawn to a rather odd door that you can find behind the mall... I am Jack's Unique Sense of Millennial Apathy and this is fight club.





Other people might just be checking out some like. stores where you don't have to bleed to buy.

Comments

[wanpanjanai]

[Master Reigen?

Give it a second...]

Oh! That means you're Mob!

[giving100percent]

He's mentioned me?

[wanpanjanai]

Of course, you're his student.

[looking him over]

Wow, you really are a kid.

[giving100percent]

You thought I wasn't?

[wanpanjanai]

Oh. I don't know. It's just surprising for that guy.

I'm Saitama.

[giving100percent]

I'm Kageyama Shigeo.

I don't know why it's surprising.

[wanpanjanai]

He's not someone who's good with kids. But it seems like you two are okay.

[then lighting up!!]

Oh right! Is it true you want to get strong?

[giving100percent]

Yes. I've been working out.

[wanpanjanai]

What do you do to train? This area happens to be my specialty.

[giving100percent]

I run and lift weights.

[wanpanjanai]

That's good. Every day? How much do you lift and run?

[giving100percent]

[oh geez. suddenly feeling a little embarrassed]

We'd switch between weights and running every day. The Body Improvement club said that was most healthy. With Sundays off as a rest day.

I can't do as much as they can. I'm only at ten pound weights.

[wanpanjanai]

[totally supportive!]

That's good! Consistent effort is the only thing that works. Lots of people just give up or don't even try.

[giving100percent]

How much can you lift?

[wanpanjanai]

Oh... I guess I don't know. I just do body weight training. You know, sit ups, push ups. Things like that. You should try those!

[giving100percent]

Sit ups are really hard...

[wanpanjanai]

You should start with doing just 1. If you're doing it correctly with your other training, you'll be able to do more soon.

[giving100percent]

I'll try.

[wanpanjanai]

It's important if you want to get strong. I'll help you if you need it.

[giving100percent]

Thank you. If I need help I'll ask.

[wanpanjanai]

[a little deflated]

That's it? You don't want any help right away?

[giving100percent]

I don't want to cause you any trouble...

It would really be okay?

[wanpanjanai]

Of course. As I told you, this is my specialty.

[also he is unemployed with nothing to do, but that's really beside the point]

[giving100percent]

That's very kind of you.

[wanpanjanai]

Is there a gym here? Where do you go to train?