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WHEN Day 76

[ HAPPY HOLIDAYS for those who are in the HOLIDAY SPIRIT. Just so you know though, Quiet Mounds has suddenly become infested with two things.

1. Reindeer of all shapes and sizes -- they want your food. Beware because if you have any sign of weakness they will BODY YOU and try to get it. At least some of the reindeer are small. Though some are like. Giant. Oops.

2. Elves on Shelves except they are fuckin everywhere. In your shower. On a fire hydrant. Outside your window. Along with these elves are lists -- naughty and nice lists. Which side are you on? ]

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[peeks up. then grunts. sincerely:]

Your Steve Rogers is a monster.

[Lowering his sunglasses]

He's why you're like this?

No, red asgard plum wine is why I'm like this. I'm actually delighted by Rogers' drunken transformation, but it's masked in horrible pain.

[laughs a little into his coffee]

You know, now that you mention it, I did witness a few things that might have hurt.

Hurt, really. Like what?

Okay, maybe not hurt, but this is where I'm dying to tell you I saw him push you into the wall and stick his tongue down your throat.

Oh, okay. So that wasn't just something I made up.

[grinning into his coffee, taking a sip]

If it is, we have the same incredibly vivid fantasy.

[rubs at his face, and laughs.]

I didn't really see the appeal before, but apparently when he's drunk he just weaponizes himself. Turns out Drunk Steve Rogers was everything we hoped for. Not that I hoped he would kiss me, I just hoped he would turn into a maniac, which he most definitely did.

We put holes in the floor standing ground in arm wrestling. Did you see that part?

Here? You idiots better be glad this place doesn't take damage. That said, I'm devastated to have missed it.

[then he smirks]

Sober Steve Rogers is still a weapon.

Yeah, they patched right up. The table too, table shattered, then poof, back together.

Says you, you're the one seduced by him.

Okay, 'seduced' is... I can seduce too, you know. It's not just the one way.

[ROLLS HIS EYE]

Fine, you're courting, whatever. My point is you're already into him.

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[Too hungover to be difficult and pretend that's not true]

And now you see why.

[he groans.]

Yes, yes, now I see why.

[sipping his coffee, clearly pleased]

He throws a good party, too.

You know, he does. I had a great time.

If you've ever wondered what an Earth kegger is like, now you know. It's that.

We are definitely a people starved for entertainment.

Loki seemed amenable to helping me with the dance club.

[a little grin, sipping at his coffee]

With the decor? Or did you rope him in to something else?

I didn't get specific, I was drunk and thinking of approximately one thing. But he at least seems pleased I wanted him involved.

[nodding]

We're going to need more than just the three of us.

If we don't want it to take ages.

I'm willing to shell out, but I'm not even sure who here has any skills anymore. We need to put out a call.

Maybe Steve can paint the place.