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WHAT WHEREVER
WHERE EVERYWHERE
WHEN Day 76

[ HAPPY HOLIDAYS for those who are in the HOLIDAY SPIRIT. Just so you know though, Quiet Mounds has suddenly become infested with two things.

1. Reindeer of all shapes and sizes -- they want your food. Beware because if you have any sign of weakness they will BODY YOU and try to get it. At least some of the reindeer are small. Though some are like. Giant. Oops.

2. Elves on Shelves except they are fuckin everywhere. In your shower. On a fire hydrant. Outside your window. Along with these elves are lists -- naughty and nice lists. Which side are you on? ]

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[cw_suicide]

[currently staring down an elf that suddenly appeared on the coffee maker he was working with at Heavenly Grounds.]

[appliedscience]

[h u n g o v e r]

Don't engage with it and it won't have power over you.

[cw_suicide]

It's in the way.

[I can't get coffee like this.]

[clocked_out]

[anyone in or around Heavenly Grounds will hear a scream followed by a crash]

[appliedscience]

[Let's assume Tony is WAY too hungover for this]

Did someone break everything?

[clocked_out]

[Dave's voice comes back a little strained and warbly.]

Just one thing???

[takehisheadoff]

[ the Christmas spirit triumphantly eating chocolates after breaking a reindeer's spirit by not giving it any food and it stands morosely nearby utterly defeated ]

Absolutely pathetic!

1/2

[leaveshishaton]

Are you seriously harassing deer n..ow...

[leaveshishaton]

[Wait]

[takehisheadoff]

What's with this air of hesitance?

[ just continuing on ... talking to the deer...? ]

[cw_suicide]

[tmw you're just trying to avoid the judging stares of all these stupid elves on shelves but then you come face to face with this.

... DARTS INTO AN ALLEYWAY.]

[onetrickdog]

You really don't have anything better to do with your time?

[2beautiful2live]

Ah, what are you teasing him for?

[cw_underage]

What a cruel streak you have.

[shortcircuits]

[just. chainsmoking outside one of the coffee shops, looking aggravated and keeping a wary on a reindeer]

This isn't charming . . .

[wrongstory]

I don't know. It's whimsical, at least.

[cannonbeauty]

[ You'll either find Jessica:

a) Making friends with the deer and riding one because why not?

or

b 1) Wandering around, totally unaware that a reindeer is charging at her from behind

or b 2) Charged at by a reindeer, but it gets knocked back with little effort. The real beast is her. ]

Obviously B1

[punchiest]

Sis, look out!

[ time to punch a deer trying to charge his sister ]

[whiskeysour]

[Honestly she's just trying to mind her own business and ignore any holiday bullshit.

Unfortunately holiday bullshit is coming for her since a particular reindeer just tried to charge her.

And it just got kicked clear across the street.]

Christ. Seriously?

[Hopefully no one got in the way.]

[coldhand]

[not in the way, just an unfortunate bystander.

Or maybe just quick on her feet; she can get out of the way of flying reindeer.]

You okay?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[Well I for one am heating up a nice casual dinner for a dinner visitor!!]

[shortcircuits]

[totally casual and I'm not. concerned about this at all! I didn't overthink this at all, at all,]

[well, the elevator just sort of lets me off here so. knocking? I guess? as he steps inside]

Hello . . .?

[kind of dressed down for the occasion rather than up, wearing a dark t-shirt and jeans instead of a suit]

[punchiest]

The fuck do you want!?

[ anyway, drinking coffee and yelling at deer, while a few hard candies also fall out of his pocket ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[i am. so hungover. thor is mostly resting his face in his folded arms, though occasionally he peeks out to gnaw on a croissantwich or drink some coffee.]

[appliedscience]

[Tony tosses himself into a seat next to him, sunglasses on and coffee in hand]