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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person YOU FOOLS
WHERE THE MALL
WHEN Day 5*

[ You were probably minding your own business, just doing normal business things like working or walking or not going to work. NORMAL THINGS.

Some of you may be drawn to a rather odd door that you can find behind the mall... I am Jack's Unique Sense of Millennial Apathy and this is fight club.





Other people might just be checking out some like. stores where you don't have to bleed to buy.

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WHAT a new post on the forums
WHERE interwebz
WHEN day """5"""

17/m/your mom seeking chess people but not CHESS people unless they know how to play chess idk chess people are great

alright who here is hells good at chess
my standards arent high honestly if you can play a full game without burning the fucking table down its a whole lot better than i can do right now
but if youre the type to get your giggles out of devious ploys and furtive goings on
essentially one of those sick fucks who feels a warm flowing feeling at the prospect of gettin all machivellian over a stupid fake strategy game with stupid rules
then bonus points or whatever merit currency you want
the point is i need to get good at it asap for reasons
like
i literally need to have been good at this yesterday