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WHAT ZOMBIE PLOT IS ENDING!!
WHERE WHEREVER
WHEN day 20

[ Use this post for your last minute zombie shenanigans, being heroic, so forth and general stuff...

... but for people looking for The End, The Final Battle, Blah Blah... go here ]

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AND SO OUR INTREPID HEROES BEGAN THEIR JOURNEY TOWARDS GLORY

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[ if you're clever and we know that you are, you might have noticed the zombies have all been shambling from more or less the same location into the city... and the best way to fix an infestation is to cut the head of the snake off, hm? ]

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[ TOO BAD there is a HOARD OF SUPER ZOMBIES in your way. some the size of coconuts and some even larger, wow ]

[eforeveryone]

[OH YEAH? PLOT TWIST, TINY SUPER ZOMBIES. I HAVE EATEN WELL AND I'M WEARING THE RIGHT ARMOR.

Just starts whaling thru them with all the focus of someone who is trying to regain their honor for a rookie mistake]

[eforeveryone]

[hm. this is very many zombies.

i have a better idea

RUNS TO THE CHUCH]

[eforeveryone]

[climbs the church]

[eforeveryone]

[DIVES OFF THE CHURCH!!! to fly over all the zombies directly into the dump]

[eforeveryone]

[speedrun tactics

starts stabbing everything that looks remotely suspicious or undead]

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[ ok some really epic shit goes here which also culminates in an anime cut scene of Link stabbing the Evil Television

it should also be noted that there's a treasure chest and I'm skipping your turn because I already had to youtube this shit without realizing I'd have to wait for a return comment of opening the box and when would Link not open a box?!

Link has received a MALL GIFTCARD of $300 ]

[eforeveryone]

[SICK

finally I can buy hipster outfits]