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[keijournal]

WHAT TEXT
WHERE THE INTERNET FORUMS
WHEN Day 19

User: knakamura006

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm already bored of being stuck in the zombie apocalypse.

Anyway if anyone wants cupcakes get lake side of the apartments I have about fifty.

Comments

un: righthook

[punchiest]

No cupcake delivery? Man, service in this city is bad.

[keijournal]

I guess I could give one to a zombie and hope it gets to you.

[punchiest]

Don't be so lazy

un: lefthook

[punchiest]

th fuk

righthook

[punchiest]

I found it for you.

lefthook

[punchiest]

>??!>

un: sparkling

[ghostfromthemachine]

!!! I'll be right over 🍰😋✨

anybody who can move around is also welcome to come to the library! I've got things barricaded, just let me know you're coming so I can let you in

Re: un: sparkling

[keijournal]

Wait.
If you're coming from the library bring me something to read.

Re: un: sparkling

[ghostfromthemachine]

sure! 📚

any requests? also do you have a library card already

un: foxface

[selfidentitytheft]

bring an extra back for me plzzzzzzzz

[he probably could have just hollered that from another corner of the library, but why would he do that in this modern age of online chat]

un: leekzarus

[caughtbythecurrent]

i will definitely help save you from the cupcake invasion

[keijournal]

Thanks. Let me know when you're outside.

un: sparkling

[ghostfromthemachine]

WHAT IS THAT USERNAME WWWW

un: oflight

[dominutive]

Should I bring something myself? Make it a party?

[keijournal]

If you all want to party you can, I don't care.
I'm not leaving my apartment or letting anyone inside until this all over.

user: turntechGodhead

[clocked_out]

i cant believe this ingratitude
i have been slaving over this laptop providing only the most quality entertainment
exposing my self to corners of paradox space internet no one should ever have to know about
do you even know what i went through to find a good copy of must love barkbeasts
because im pretty sure it was the fuckin
troll furry 4chan

[keijournal]

Your fortitude for an endless stream of shitty movies far exceeds mine.
I usually watch like one movie a year.

un: X

[recut]

If you are in need of assistance or supplies, please respond.

user: taciturnEquestrian

[eforeveryone]

i want cupcakes 🍰

un: turntechGodhead

[clocked_out]

where are you

un: foxface

[selfidentitytheft]

yes but no

hell if i'm going back outside
but if nyone from the library goes over, give them an extra for me please

[clocked_out]

[THREE YEARS IN THE FUTURE...

Kei hears a soft knock on his door.]


[MEANWHILE, THREE YEARS IN THE PAST...

A taller version of Dave gently knocks on the doorframe of the kitchen Kei is baking in.]

Hey.

[keijournal]

[Future:

Kei opens the door, and blinks at him.

He notes the bandages on Dave's arms and lifts his eyebrows]

Zombies?


[Past:

He was just expecting Dave -- his dave, and is somewhat getting used to the fact that sometimes Dave just kind of disappears and reappears. He was NOT expecting future Dave and freezes for a moment, disoriented, before returning to stirring a bowl of cupcake mixture.]

Hey.

User: Socksocket

[proficient_in_photoshop]

You know it just figures. Now that there's an actual zombie apocalypse, I'm ready to get serious about jogging, but I can't go jogging because there are zombies everywhere.

un: picturesofdogs@hotmail.com

[conatus]

what flavor?