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Vanyel Ashkevron ([personal profile] twicebonded) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2017-05-10 04:52 pm

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WHAT In person or texting, I don't know, I'm not your boss
WHERE Wherever you'd be at night
WHEN Day 1, night
NOTES aj said i was allowed to make a new post

[So, you've survived your first—or fiftieth, or five-hundredth—day in Quiet Mounds. Tonight, it's raining—or, it's not. Maybe you're trying to get used to your new, quiet apartment. The electricity is buzzing in that way that's hard to ignore, a silence so loud it's deafening, in that poetic sort of way.]

[Or maybe you're one of the sad sacks still working at the 24/7 joints. Or their why-am-I-even-up-this-late customers. You're the reason why capitalism does this to people, you know.]

[☽ ☽ ☽]
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[IMMEDIATE FLUSTERED RESPONSE]

First one's free??!

[way to fuck up employment Dave]
Edited 2017-05-11 21:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Then don't tell my boss I gave you a free drink. It's cool, pretty sure he's not measuring the milk.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Squints at him.]

Sweet like I fucked up and put in too much syrup or sweet like this is your first time tasting processed sugar.
clocked_out: (yeah ill see what i can do)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Processed is like.

....

I don't actually know what the fuck processed means in any kind of detailed way, nevermind.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You just used a cellphone like it is a miraculous repository of collaborative knowledge instead of a passive vessel for winking emotes.

You definitely ain't from around here.
clocked_out: (jesus get me a fucking pen)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And no amount of scholarly intent could possibly stop someone from checking messages first, literally impossible.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave ponders this a moment.]

Asking for someone's number can be a flushed thing or a friend thing, just depends on context. Usually when someone says some dude asked for their number and they are telling this to you as a personal anecdote that means it was a flushed thing.

It just shows some level of investment so if you like to be all cagey and coy you might want to play some mind games and trick them into texting you first.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, hearts?? Like flirting.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah it's normal to have your friend's number just in case you need to monologue about dead famous actors or something at 3am.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave lasts two seconds before]

???!??
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[not sure what to do with the tone he shrugs, glances around to make sure he didn't space on customers. ]

I could go do some work.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the only one to make coffee for right now, it's you.
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[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-05-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)





Actually nevermind, gotta do a whole MESS of work stuff brb.

[bYE]