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[punchiest]

WHAT FIGHT ME
WHERE the... fight club,,, in the basement of the mall
WHEN haha day 9 or whatever

A
[ you might've wandered here by accident -- if you ended up inside the ring, boy have you got a surprise. Some skinny asshole teen is staring you down ready to beat your ass. ]

Don't even think about holding back.

B

[ somehow you ended up at the fight club but NOT in the ring ]

You gonna just stand there? C'mon.

[ he's waiting for you to. yanno. get in the ring so you can fight. ]

Comments

[eforeveryone]

[Link has been running around in his bikini and hasn't bothered changing to run down to fight club. oh?? you wanna fight?? GOES INTO THE RING.]

[punchiest]

[ . . . honestly he can't even comment when danchou dresses like this so. ]

Ready?

[eforeveryone]

[LINK WANTS THAT OUTFIT????]

[NODS SERIOUSLY.]

[punchiest]

[ well that's all he needs, just straight up unsubtle lunge with a fist thrown at Link's face ]

[eforeveryone]

[tries to DODGE! flips back and then lunges forward with an unsubtle punch of his own!!]

[punchiest]

[ this is what we live for.

he honestly just tanks that punch TAKES IT RIGHT TO THE. FACE OR WHEREVER IT'S AIMED. he makes the appropriate exhale of just being hit sound and then swings right back. even faster and harder than before so, jack be nimble with you link. ]

[eforeveryone]

[SHIT. TAKES THAT HIT. he goes flying back and lands flat on his ass, shakes his head sharply, and then scrambles up again.

:U

:U!!!

RUNS FORWARD AND PUNCHES AGAIN]

[punchiest]

[ it's like a duck and weave and return punch. ok it's exactly that. facetanks every punch and even though they seem to have effect -- grunts of pain and all, it doesn't slow him down or make him less strong. hashtag durability. ]

B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

[Tilts her head. Are you eating right?]

You're a bit young.

Re: B

[punchiest]

Not a kid.

Re: B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

Have you done this before?

Re: B

[punchiest]

[ raises an eyebrow, it's a clear 'duh' even if his expression stays fairly even and apathetic. ]

What do you think?

Re: B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

Okay, don't blow a gasket, I'll fight you. I guess I look a bit too ritzy for this, anyway.

Re: B

[punchiest]

Ready?

[ no time to waste, really. ]

Re: B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

[She stretches for a second, and steps into the ring.]

Ready Freddy.

Re: B

[punchiest]

[ no hesitation he just steps forward, completely unsubtly, and swings a fist towards the face ]

Re: B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

[She takes a step back quickly, raising her arms to defend herself. Her reflexes are extremely fast, if reduced a little by the constraints of the fight club. She doesn't go in to attack yet, trying to read his moves.]

Re: B

[punchiest]

[ he's as straightforward as he can be right now -- and his hits are hard, but nothing special. as soon as one punch is finished he rotates into another. ]

Re: B

[hotsytotsybotsy]

[He's persistent, and she's not sure she can evade his attacks forever and get a good opening without playing a little offense. She dodges right, and extends her leg for a sweep.]

Re: B

[punchiest]

Tch — [ he doesn't quite avoid that, it clips him and sends him slightly off-balance, but only breaking his rhythm slightly as he pivots again, this time lashing out with a kick ]