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[betterfasterstronger]

WHAT in person
WHERE The Park
WHEN 146

[There's an outdoor buffet up for grabs in the park spread out on picnic tables! The catch is that it's all HEALTHY. So there's veggie burgers, spinach and kale smoothies, egg white omelettes, grilled veggies, and the like.]

[The two nearly-identical Connor androids are the ones making all of this; they have some grills and pans going, and are wearing cute aprons and sharing utensils by tossing them back and forth (including sharp knives).]

Comments

[turnonmycharm]

. . .

[this is AMAZING]

[he's just standing and watching for a minute looking super amused]

[betterfasterstronger]

If you're hungry, you're welcome to it. We don't eat.

[negotiatoronsite]

[ stabbing a knife into a watermelon casually ]

Tristan, hello.

[negotiatoronsite]

[ the slightly shorter brown-eyed version seems to be having a good time, certainly no signs that this is work. in fact he seems pretty relaxed ]

Please, help yourself.

[betterfasterstronger]

[Flips a knife in his direction. Catch!]

Not everyone seems happy about it.

[hackervoiceimin]

...

Wow. You got a whole project going on here.

[betterfasterstronger]

[Flips a knife over his hand.]

It gives us something to do. And working with our hands helps with calibration.

[ananass]

This is better than the cooking channel.

[morethanyou]

You all made friends quickly.

[max_factor]

[by this point has gotten a plate of food and is sitting at one of the tables, chewing slowly on a veggie burger]

[she watches Hank interact with the Connors curiously]

[turnonmycharm]

Look at them go.

[max_factor]

[hovers uncertainly nearby, glancing between the food and the, uh... cooks]

[betterfasterstronger]

Eat as much as you want. We won't be eating any of it.

[ananass]

This is just so many vegetables.

[betterfasterstronger]

Vegetables are good for humans.

[morethanyou]

[FILMING]

Good morning!

[betterfasterstronger]

Good morning, Shuri. What are you doing?

[redetermined]

[why are there two. this is weirdly upsetting]

... do you need to eat?

[betterfasterstronger]

We don't. This is for anyone else who wants it.

[suckmyglock]

[side-eyeing the knife tossing but not saying anything about it]

What's with all this rabbit food?

[betterfasterstronger]

It's human food. Please take some.

[willnotwatch]

[an uncharacteristically groggy looking king wanders up with his hands in his coat pockets to take a look. he glances over at the Connors' LED indicators quickly, but focuses on the food instead]

[coldhand]

[oh hey someone's been kind of hoping to run into you, your majesty]

Looking kind of under the weather...?

[selfidentitytheft]

Is this free? Are those free omelettes.

[mistruths]

It doesn't seem to be otherwise.

[aintrunning]

Where's the sausage? —And did you use any salt?

[not getting a plate, nope]

[willnotwatch]

[plopped over somewhere on a bench in the periphery holding a veggie burger and not eating it, looking up vaguely when he hears Erik's voice]

[dranksforthememories]

...nice.

[huh u know what vegetarian food reminds Valkyrie of? Shura. time to go find her.

...well, time to steal an omelette, then go find her.]

[dontworry]

[ she's home, predictably, so valk can just waltz on in.

She's in the middle of harvesting some mushrooms from her relatively small stock. ]