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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE ayyy
WHEN 145

[ you find yourself wearing an irremovable "Hello, My name is ___ and I'm ____" nametag.

Have fun. ]

Comments

[max_factor]

[new girl wandering in, looking lost and a little bit frantic with "Hello, my name is Maxine and I'm waif hipster bullshit" attached to her chest]

[as soon as she notices it, she'll be trying to tear it off with increasing frustration]

[divasterous]

[suddenly appearing in front of her like he's run in out of nowhere, practically skidding to a stop]

[he just stares at her]

[his nametag says "Hello, my name is Vasily and I'm a timespace anomaly"]

[ananass]

Whoa, hey, hey. You want a sharpie for that?

[Hello, My name is SHAWN and I'm NOT PSYCHIC]

[morethanyou]

Obnoxious, right? Are you okay?

[Hello, My name is Shuri and I'm a real Disney princess]

[suckthejoy]

[ here's some asshole just popcorning at her obvious distress, helpfully labelled with a "Hello, My name is ROCKET and I'm HAVE ANGER ISSUES AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER" nametag. ]

Yeah, good luck with that.

[mistruths]

[ "Hello, My name is Loki and I'm spitefully stubborn."

can be found Heavenly Grounds, and raises an eyebrow when it appears. picks at it, and then shrugs ]

Well, they're not wrong.

[starspangledman]

[steps in, seemingly unaware of his nametag declaring "Hello, My name is Steve and I'm just plain stubborn]

[he looks at Loki, then the nametag, then back at Loki]

[redetermined]

["Hello, My name is Fon and I'm not a robot."]

I wish I were less familiar with this whole everything.

[turnonmycharm]

["Hello, my name is Tristan and I'm a literal sex demon."]

. . .

[THIS IS THE LOUDEST SIGH]

[oneknightsstand]

["Hello, my name is Kieran and I'm the adoptive brother to an archangel."]

FON, YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER. [slams into him]

[hackervoiceimin]

[cranky and tugging at his nametag hi im HANK and I'm GETTING MY GROOVE BACK]

This name tag thing normal to you?

[hackervoiceimin]

[hello, my name is HANK and I'm GETTING MY GROOVE BACK

He is not familiar with these shenanigans why is this on his coat??]

What the goddamn hell is this.

[acuteabove]

["Hello, my name is Diamond, and I'm a diamond."]

They seem to be... taxonomic labels?

[acuteabove]

["Hello, my name is Diamond, and I'm a diamond."]

...This is obvious, though...

[oneknightsstand]

["Hello, my name is Kieran and I'm the adoptive brother to an archangel."]

Aw, I didn't get one about me personally?? I guess that's how it goes when your siblings are more famous.

[morethanyou]

[Hello, My name is Shuri and I'm a real Disney princess]

Is that the rule? Maybe I was lucky with mine after all.

[debuffed]

["Hello, my name is Alexander the Great and I'm the King of Conquerors."]

Ahaha, other servants aren't going to like this...

[ribblerouser]

["Hello, my name is Mikk and I'm an alien dance criminal."]

...I mean technically not any more... How do we change these?

[morethanyou]

I haven't been able to so far, but... I have to ask. An alien dance criminal?

[Hello, my name is Shuri and I'm a real Disney princess]

[abardacttofollow]

["Hello, my name is Stefen and I'm somebody's second chance."]

It keeps getting more blatant here, doesn't it...

[curatorrid]

["Hello, my name is Kyle Murchison Booth and I am cursed six ways from Sunday.]

[turns to go back into the library, sighing]

[ananass]

Like, cursed, cursed? For real cursed?

[Hello, my name is SHAWN and I am NOT PSYCHIC]

[motherloving]

[ frowning pensively down at his nametag.

"Hello, my name is ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ JULIET DIAKTOROS and I'm perpetually desperate for love, sex, and affection." ]

[aintrunning]

[Hello, my name is ??? and I'm lost]

[going to try and rip it off with a sigh]

[willnotwatch]

["Hello my name is T'Challa and I have too many feelings"]

...

[negotiatoronsite]

[Hello, my name is Connor and I am profoundly naive and unimaginably wise.]

...I don't think that's a fair assessment.

[max_factor]

["Hello, my name is Maxine and I'm waif hipster bullshit"]

I don't think "fair" is what they're going for.

[starspangledman]

[Out for a run with a nametag that reads "Hello, My name is Steve and I'm just plain stubborn. It doesn't seem like he's noticed it yet.]

[divasterous]

[sees that and starts . . . giggling]

[his own says "Hello, my name is Vasily and I'm a temporal anomaly."]

[whatischeers]

["Hello, my name is Gamora and I'm the deadliest woman in the galaxy."

the woman in question is... oddly okay with this?]

[coldhand]

The whole galaxy, huh?

[dontworry]

[ "Hi, my name is Shura and I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING"

she mad. trying to rip it off. ]

That's NOT true.

[betterfasterstronger]

[RK900 is in the mall. Walking near Connor a little dubiously and eying the merchandise they pass.]

[negotiatoronsite]

Do you like anything you see? Or is there anything you can see yourself wearing?