divasterous: (62)
Vasilisa ❀ ([personal profile] divasterous) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2018-07-18 12:31 pm

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WHAT 10/10 would post again
WHERE Everywhere
WHEN Day 144

[Today there are little bubbles popping up whenever you're near someone. They seem like . . . testimonials or reviews? Like "X is a great person, excellent listener. Only four and a half stars because they sing too loudly in the shower." If you've only just met, it's just your first impression. Or maybe you can check out the bubbles that are now attached to that person, so you can decide if you're interested.]

[whenever you jump someone in the post, include your character's, uh, honest mental review of them, at the top of the comment. also free to assume you can see other peoples' unless otherwise stated]
ananass: (004)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[grumbles]

Yeah, you do that, or I'm just going to call you Ducky.
betterfasterstronger: (05)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-19 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...I would prefer a name that is more relatable to humans.
ananass: (16)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, you can be Haley Joel Osment the Second.
betterfasterstronger: (04)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-19 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...Excuse me for a moment. Another fish is out of the water.

[A very LARGE fish. Looks like an actual shark has beached itself now a few yards up the shore. He starts walking towards it.]
ananass: (046)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, it's huge. Are you going to bridal carry a shark? Please bridal carry the shark.

[FOLLOWING]
betterfasterstronger: (15)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gets his arms under the shark and lifts it up with little effort. So, yes, bridal style. The shark flops its tail confusedly.]
ananass: (042)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[pulls out his phone and starts filming]

This is going right on youtube.
betterfasterstronger: (04)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Walking it to the water and lowering it in, letting it float on his hands for a bit as it reorients itself.]

You seem to like fish.
ananass: (046)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhh, no, not really.
betterfasterstronger: (03)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shark splashes up some water as it swims away. Bye shark. He looks back up.]

Can I ask you your name? I don't have you registered in my facial recognition database.
ananass: (039)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[puts his phone back in his pocket]

Yes you may. I'm Shawn Spencer, your friendly neighborhood video store guy.
betterfasterstronger: (02)

[personal profile] betterfasterstronger 2018-07-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Brushes water from his sleeves, straightens the lapels on his jacket.]

Physical media has widely stopped being produced by 2038. You're unlikely to keep that job by then.
ananass: (036)

[personal profile] ananass 2018-07-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah, we have Netflix already. We're living in a town where time is standing still, dude.