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[divasterous]

WHAT 10/10 would post again
WHERE Everywhere
WHEN Day 144

[Today there are little bubbles popping up whenever you're near someone. They seem like . . . testimonials or reviews? Like "X is a great person, excellent listener. Only four and a half stars because they sing too loudly in the shower." If you've only just met, it's just your first impression. Or maybe you can check out the bubbles that are now attached to that person, so you can decide if you're interested.]

[whenever you jump someone in the post, include your character's, uh, honest mental review of them, at the top of the comment. also free to assume you can see other peoples' unless otherwise stated]

Comments

[betterfasterstronger]

Detective Lassiter.

[KNOCK KNOCK.]

Detective. I've come to make sure you didn't go into an ethylic coma overnight.

[suckmyglock]

Jesus Christ, so much for putting yourself in storage...

[just muttering, still in bed, not getting up to open the door]

[betterfasterstronger]

[Tries doorknob?]

[Oh, it's not locked. Coming right in, then.]

Detective, are you alright?

[suckmyglock]

...

Yeah, I guess it doesn't count as breaking and entering if there are no laws and you don't lock the door.

[betterfasterstronger]

... [Scanning.]

You appear to be holding up. Just dehydrated and hungover.

[suckmyglock]

[grumbling, hair sticking up]

What, don't need to shove your tongue down my throat to double check?

[betterfasterstronger]

[Looks around the room.]

Did you drink more after I left?

[suckmyglock]

[he didn't, he just slept like a good boy but]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[betterfasterstronger]

...Detective, if you need anything, I told you you could ask. I can do anything or be anyone you want.

[suckmyglock]

Really.

Can you be a 5'9" blond Japanese man with an uncanny knack for solving other people's problems? Because that's who I want right now.

[betterfasterstronger]

...What I meant was that I could fit different roles. I can't change my body structure without swapping out components or transferring to another android body. But I can at least do this.

[His hair color changes to blond, the color sweeping up from the roots.]

And I can solve problems.

[suckmyglock]

...

[suckmyglock]

You should go.

[betterfasterstronger]

......Did I do something wrong?

[suckmyglock]

...

No, you didn't do anything wrong.

[betterfasterstronger]

[Quietly changes his hair back to brown, figuring it's making him uncomfortable.]

Are you sure you don't need anything before I go?

[suckmyglock]

Are all of you like this?

[betterfasterstronger]

Androids are designed to help humans.

[suckmyglock]

You don't know I'm not a dirty cop.

[betterfasterstronger]

...You're right, I don't know.

[Squints.]

[suckmyglock]

[... reaching for the bottle of painkillers that was left for him last night and just... opening them up and dumping a bunch into his mouth]

[betterfasterstronger]

[Passes him the water.]

[suckmyglock]

[nope just dry swallows them while making direct eye contact]

[betterfasterstronger]

[Wow ok. Puts it back down and steps away.]

If there's no use for me, then I'll get going. Perhaps I'll see you outside.

[suckmyglock]

[just kidding he absolutely starts choking]