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[dranksforthememories]

WHAT what you want
WHERE where you want
WHEN Day ""135""

[The rain has cleared, but it appears to have left some people with a case of the sniffles! The magic sniffles. Even if you've never been sick a day in your life, you might not find yourself immune. Then again, maybe you have a terrible immune system and you're fine. I'm not the magic sniffles police.

Symptoms May Include:

- runny nose
- sore throat
- fever
- thinking you're going to cough or sneeze but actually what comes out is A BURST OF THE TRUTH
- waking up in someone else's bed
- joint aches

At least the sketchy pop-up pharmacy at the mall has a special on tissues and nyquil?]

Comments

[howintreeguing]

...I would like to try... eating more, but... it seems my sense of taste... is altered at the moment...

[selfidentitytheft]

[sniffles, and his face goes off shifting again]

Yeah, that's the congestion. Smell is a big part of taste.

[howintreeguing]

Is it... making you shift... involuntarily?

[selfidentitytheft]

More like I don't have enough concentration not to shift. Everything's cottonballs upstairs.

[howintreeguing]

...

...that... is a metaphor, isn't it...??

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh, uh, yeah. My body does whatever, but there is an actual proper real brain inside my skull.

[howintreeguing]

Oh, good...

[selfidentitytheft]

If I could shift into inanimate matter, that'd be wild. I dunno how some people do it.

[howintreeguing]

[tugs at the skirt hem of their dress]

I made this... that way.

[selfidentitytheft]

Whoa, seriously? You greew clothes?

[howintreeguing]

Yes. It was... a lot simpler... than growing this body.

[selfidentitytheft]

That's still way impressive!

[howintreeguing]

Well... thank you.