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[dranksforthememories]

WHAT what you want
WHERE where you want
WHEN Day ""135""

[The rain has cleared, but it appears to have left some people with a case of the sniffles! The magic sniffles. Even if you've never been sick a day in your life, you might not find yourself immune. Then again, maybe you have a terrible immune system and you're fine. I'm not the magic sniffles police.

Symptoms May Include:

- runny nose
- sore throat
- fever
- thinking you're going to cough or sneeze but actually what comes out is A BURST OF THE TRUTH
- waking up in someone else's bed
- joint aches

At least the sketchy pop-up pharmacy at the mall has a special on tissues and nyquil?]

Comments

[whatischeers]

[ughhhhh sniffle]

I haven't been sick like this since I was a child. Groot had a fever scare when he was a toddler, though.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Groot...?

[whatischeers]

Groot. He's a child again, for some reason. But at least he is toilet-trained, this time.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Is he your son...?

[whatischeers]

No. I don't know if he has parents. But we all took a part in raising him, after he died. He's around here somewhere, probably with Rocket.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

...sorry, I didn't quite... follow that.

[whatischeers]

Groot is a sentient tree. He perished protecting us during a battle, but he was able to be replanted, and has been growing ever since.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Well... all right, then. That... makes sense.

[whatischeers]

[sniffle]

I'll introduce you... sometime when I'm not so ill.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Yeah, you should probably go lie down.