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[acuteabove]

WHAT in person
WHERE Tidy Living Apartments
WHEN Day 132

[A very unusual-looking cutie is standing in the foyer of the Tidy Living apartments today. You definitely haven't seen them before. They are repeatedly pressing the elevator button, then jumping when it opens]

But I don't get it... I know the ding means get in, but who's opening and closing the doors...? Is someone here raising and lowering it? Ahh, and when I went upstairs, it was completely incomprehensible...

[Help them out?]

Comments

[acuteabove]

So girls basically are mammals with these?

I don't know, I've always liked the idea of dating, but we don't really have room for it... Bort would have made fun of me for focusing on the wrong thing, but... Bort's not here, I suppose...

[dontworry]

Yeah, most of the time.

That's pretty mean of them, to make fun of you for that. But you've got lots of free time here, right? And no one's gonna try to break you. I think.

[acuteabove]

I see. Thank you.

Oh, they...! They wouldn't think of it as making fun, I think. But free time does sound nice...

[dontworry]

If it hurts your feelings it doesn't really matter what anyone's intent was, yeah? I say lots of stupid things that hurt people without meaning sure but I'm not gonna tell 'em they're wrong for feeling it.

But yeah. Time to relax.

[acuteabove]

Bort's never wrong. They're just harder to deal with sometimes because of it.

[dontworry]

That's... not how it works...

[acuteabove]

Oh, it is! Bort's my perfect little sibling.

[dontworry]

Nobody's right all the time though.

I love my brother more than anything but-- I wouldn't say he's always right. He wouldn't say the same about me I'm sure...

[acuteabove]

Mm. Well, when it comes to battle, Bort is. It's really infuriating? Honestly, sometimes, I can't stand it.