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[dranksforthememories]

WHAT in person / or network
WHERE THE INTERNET or fight club or a rooftop somewhere or wherever
WHEN DURING FIGHT CLUB i dont know time is extra fucky today ANYWAY

[today on all the town chat boards and also YouValves it's not really called that probably

STREAMING LIVE FROM THE NEAREST ROOFTOP and also running around on ground-level: HULK VERSUS THOR

it may be reassuring to have video evidence of why there is all this THUNDER and LIGHTNING and EARTH SHAKING CRASHING going on today? even if you're not into this sort of thing.

the video stream is mostly some GREAT ANGLES of the ongoing brawl as Valkyrie runs around with her phone but also she's lazy and sloppy so there's intermittent commentary and selfie-camera shots of her eating toasted crickets and drinking space booze while she tells you all about the fight, too.]

Heyyyyy Quiet Mounds! LOOK AT THIS! Look who's back, that's right, it's the HULK! And here's my gift to you, front row seats to the second best brawl of this week, the God of Thunder versus the Incredible Hulk. Get a good look at these idiots and just be glad they can't actually tear the place apart. Shout out to Peter Parker for telling me about this You-thing, place your bets in the comments, and enjoy the show.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

((Feel free to reply either in person or as ~comments~ on the video!))

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[dranksforthememories]

[if you wanna catch Valk she's obviously around, filming and snacking and drinking and laughing her head off.

if you're Thor or Bruce Banner then after the fight you're going to find a lot of group texts on your phone of photos of yourselves in BADASS FIGHT MOMENTS with like a million heart and flower filters overlaid. and the message: hay boys I found out what "phones" are for!]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[checks phone--

fhslhgdf

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[TEXTS BACK]

Thank you for these beautiful pictures! I will treasure them! 💖💖💖💖

[asmashingsuccess]

[ Oh wow. I think I know why I have a headache now. ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[spoilers it's going to be a draw.

after what was an INCREDIBLY SAVAGE AND DOPE BOUT,

Thor is all bruised up for once, but looking a lot more relaxed than he has been. He is slouched on a bench with a towel around his shoulders drinking from a water bottle. He'd look like a normal earth jock if it wasn't for 1: the eyepatch and 2: you just saw him punching lightning at a giant]

[appliedscience]

[ walking over, but not actually offering any assistance ]

Get that out of your system?

[asmashingsuccess]

[ luckily hulk and valk brawling got a ton of prize certificates so i'm just gonna use one, to get new clothes and a gatorade. And put one on and drink the other. ] Jeez.

[suckthejoy]

[ tossing down another water bottle for THUNDER NERD. ]

A draw? Seriously? You kids love screwin' with the odds, don't you.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ is absolutely just perched on another rooftop or something to watch (and snap the occasional picture herself), munching dango in lieu of popcorn. sometimes when Thor calls a particularly big lightning strike in she sparks a little in response, a tiny lick of electricity or two crackling off of her

she's also applauding when the boys are done. IT'S ONLY POLITE. ]

[dranksforthememories]

What you eating?

[made_up_names]

[ IN CASE YOU WANTED ANOTHER ANGLE here it is. Peter's webbed up the nearest tree and nestled his cell phone in it, so it's recording footage too. Meanwhile Peter himself is hanging upside quite comfortably from a different branch, occasionally reaching down to grab chips out of a bag. ]

Told you uploading stupid stuff to Youtube was a good idea.

[appliedscience]

[ from below, also watching ]

Does the blood not all just rush to your head? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.

[dranksforthememories]

Good call. I mean, who'd want to miss this fight?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[here i am post-fight later!! looking at Peter in curious amusement]

Upside-down boy.

[asmashingsuccess]

[ AFTER HE HAS CHANGED BACK AND PUT ON CLOTHES ] Is... the view better if you're upside-down...?

[suckthejoy]

[ HE IS PERCHED ON A ROOFTOP, legs dangling off the edge and kicking back and forth as he munches on some popcorn he found. ]

Let's be real here, we're all winners with this one.

[dranksforthememories]

That's the spirit.

[offers her bag of toasted crickets out? she's still holding onto it though u cant grab the whole thing]

[shortcircuits]

. . .

[aggressively chainsmoking and looking like he has a migraine]

[dranksforthememories]

[lands directly beside him from... above. somewhere above. she's all bruised up from having already fought the Hulk herself]

Oh come on. Not having fun?

[appliedscience]

[ this is where you ran off to, Bruce? to become Hulk? and punch Thor? somehow this feels rude.

Tony watches from a safe distance with a coffee in hand.]

[asmashingsuccess]

[ I mean like don't blame Bruce for this. Bruce didn't want either of those. ]

[dranksforthememories]

Look who's back!

[asmashingsuccess]

[ AFTER THE WHOLE HULK AFFAIR BRUCE gets like, a change of clothes and a sports drink and he is just.... chilling.... he's chilling. listen. It's hard being Bruce. ]

[aintrunning]

[leaned back with feet kicked up to watch the fight, occasionally throwing some popcorn up to catch in his mouth. totally normal, sure]

[dranksforthememories]

[beans him lightly with a tasty toasted cricket]

Trade you...?

[willnotwatch]

[is somewhere within sight and is remarkably alive, all things considering. he doesn't look very impressed.]