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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE FIGHTING RING
WHEN day 126, all day

[ if you're near the fight club you'll find that there's some NPCs showing off cool items -- basically anything you'd want, including some tickets like 'portable beach vacation, 1 day, 1 use' and '30 minutes of bliss'.

All you have to do is win a fight. As always, there's rings for POWERS ON (the ring for WUSSES) and POWERS OFF (the ring for BADASSES).


Note: the tickets you tear and get like a beach to pop up with perfect weather somewhere for like a day. Or a mood adjustment! You could even get a temporary jail to put gay babies in if you want. All effects will only last for a day so probably you just wanna win some fights and get some nice booze or an extension for your apartment's bathroom or something. ]

Comments

[punchiest]

[ EITHER RING, LMK ]

Weakass shitbaby.

[ anyway some kid is just gonna insult you before you even begin, rude huh ]

[dranksforthememories]

[powers off!]

...how old are you, ten?

[punchiest]

The fuck are you?

[dranksforthememories]

Your opponent.

[takehisheadoff]

[ you know some of the tickets sound exceptionally like drugs but do i really want to get in a fight ring for drugs ]

Always something so crude. . .Ah~ I should find a proxy.

[deicider]

[Sniper is in the POWERS OFF ring, stretching and bouncing lightly on their toes.

Come on!

[rightwingman]

[taking off his nice suitcoat and setting it by the edge of the ring before wandering into the POWERS ON arena]

A beach vacation sounds nice... It's been years since I last went to the coast.

[beginningofwisdom]

[stuck in the middle of the POWERS ON arena, looking mildly resigned]

...ah, this again.

[asmashingsuccess]

[ actually not in the fight club rings but actually just sitting in the middle of the street, unassuming, is a box like... the size of a microwave. it says CALM DOWN CUBE on it. it seems to be closed with a latch. It's wiggling a little, but not a lot.

it's probably fine ]

(( if you open the box you will get punched at least once by the Hulk so proceed with caution ))

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[squints.]

Huh.

A calm down cube.

[asmashingsuccess]

[ it's just a box. ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Why is there a calm down cube in the fight zone? Is this like time out?

[knocks against the box??]

Anyone in there?

[dranksforthememories]

What could possibly go wrong.

[immediately flips it open with her toe]

[asmashingsuccess]

[ you know what I bet would cheer you up after all this thanos bullshit

a giant green fist shooting out of the box (the fist is larger than the box but like, thats old news, you're a marvel character) and immediately trying to punch you ]

[dranksforthememories]

[you're RIGHT that IMMEDIATELY cheers her up]

What! YES!!!!!!

[and she fucking GRABS that fist and SWINGS it over her shoulder so that, if the rest of the Hulk is in that box, maybe, he will come out when she smashes it against the ground]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ what the heck

shark-circles around it a few times (why are these PINGS coming from a CUBE???) before sidling on up to it and knocking shave-and-a-hair-cut ]

[asmashingsuccess]

[ it knocks back. it doesn't knock two bits back? but it does knock back. with enough force to make the cube jump around. ]

[ghostfromthemachine]

...Well, I'm sure this is in no way a bad idea. Hold on just a moment—

[ scooting around to the back and then pulling the lever ]

[dranksforthememories]

[making a come-on gesture, from... either ring, she's switching back and forth]

Let's calibrate.

[starspangledman]

[meeting her in the powers on ring]

So, ready for that fight?

[dranksforthememories]

That's what I'm here for.

[taps her forehead]

Level check?

[punch her in the head as a preliminary so she knows how hard to punch during this fight!]

[starspangledman]

You don't want it somewhere else?

[stretching out a little, he's already nursing a nice black eye]

[selfwound]

[there's a teenager here just watching you two :O]

[dranksforthememories]

[I mean, that's fair, they probably look incredibly badass.]

[selfwound]

[EXTREMELY]