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WHAT in person
WHERE in the library
WHEN day 121

[ if you enter the library you will be trapped and unable to leave until you fill out the library satisfaction survey which is like 17 pages long so ganba ]

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[ Dazai is in the references corner with his satisfaction survey next to him but he's reading human anatomy books instead ]

[Nerd.

Rin's shoving his survey in Dazai's direction.]

Oi. Do this for me and I'll cook you something later I guess.

[Like he would ever fill out that much paperwork on his own.]

Pass.

Come on! This thing is like a hundred pages, I don't want to do all that!

Just fill it in randomly. A little work builds character.

If a little work builds character, then how come you're not doing yours?

I was waiting for a strapping young man to come do it for me. I sprained my wrist the other day, you see.

You've got two wrists.

Oh no the other one is also sprained.

[ turns a page in his book ]

[X Doubt]

Well shit, if your wrists are sprained then we better keep you from doing anything that'll hurt them more.

[Attempting to pull the book away now.]

[ no that's mine, holds onto it ]

Don't be rowdy, this is a library.

More like a LIE-brary since your wrists seem fine right now.

[But he does let go of the book and moves to sit down next to Dazai. Because they're stuck here and if he's going to bother someone then it's going to be a fibber.]

Writing is very different than reading, you know.

I bet.

[He doubts it again, but if Dazai isn't doing his survey then Rin will pick it up and leaf through it to see if any part of it was completed already.]

How'd you hurt your wrists in the first place?

[ about a third of it, all picking the worst option ]

Folding socks.

[Wow what a debbie downer. Rin will start filling in happier options for the rest of the questions.]

Fighting smartasses, got it.

[Dazai now apparently likes romance novels, according to the survey 'he' filled out.]

Fighting is tiring and I'm so incredibly lazy.

You're right about one thing there, that's for sure.

[Apparently Dazai also wants an expanded section on 'how-to' books, especially on dating and how to impress women. Such interesting results on this survey!]

I've impressed plenty of women, thank you very much.

That's not what your survey says. You really shouldn't lie on these things, you know. People might start assuming stuff about you.

[He adds 'and men' to the 'how to impress women' book title.]

That one is definitely wrong. But it must be hard for a kid like you.

Hey, it's not my survey, so it's not saying anything about me.

[Another addition to Dazai's paper: 'how to make my dick bigger'. That's not even a book but whatever.]

[ turns to the sexual anatomy part of the book and then

chucks it at Rin's face ]

[They're close enough that Rin absolutely gets hit in the face and lets out a stream of curses.

He's keeping the book now btw, good luck getting it back.]

Oops, my poor wrists couldn't take it after all. You were right.

Bullshit! You'd probably throw me around if I even reached out for you right now, there's nothing wrong with you!

I'd never throw you.

[ look at how innocent! ]

[So not innocent at all.]

You're lucky we're in a library, or else I'd test that.

[By trying to pick Dazai up, probably. He doesn't want to HURT Dazai, just prove him wrong.]

You shouldn't throw the injured.

I could just draw your face instead. That wouldn't hurt you, and since you're injured you wouldn't be able to stop me from giving you a pair of shitty marker-glasses.

But I need my face.

[ this may not have been her idea but that doesn't mean she is not milking it for all the enjoyment she can get

that is to say, your helpful librarian has pens and pencils and surveys for everyone and is more :) than :) happy :) to hand them to anyone who needs them ]

Don't forget to fill this out before you go~ I know it looks a little time consuming, but it's important for us to know how we can improve.

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