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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE anywhere
WHEN 118?

[ anyway it's like 100* F (37.7*C) today and almost every air conditioner is broken

how are you holding up ]

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[takehisheadoff]

[ suffer because he's wearing his normal clothes

so there's just Dazai sprawled out in his black suit in the grass in the park dying. on the brightside his fingers which have been wrapped for 800 years are sans bandages ]

[leaveshishaton]

[seems like a good day to go for a swim in the lake

which means eventually Dazai gets a wet boyfriend in a pair of black drunks with a towel around his neck leaning over him]

You're going to get sun burned.

[takehisheadoff]

The dead don't get sunburned.

[leaveshishaton]

[kicks him gently in the side]

You're not dead.

[frowns]

What did you do to your fingers this time?

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

You're going to get heat stroke.

[takehisheadoff]

Then I guess I’ll die.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

[pokes him with the toe of her shoe]

No you won't.

[deicider]

[Sits down next to him and leans over, probably dripping water into Dazai's face]

Hey.

[takehisheadoff]

Oh, a stranger.

[deicider]

Cold.

[motherloving]

[ There's a giant grinning plush cat head with dead eyes lying in the middle of the street near the park. Potentially alarming?

Around the corner, in the direction it came from, lies the body of the Cheshire cat mascot suit. The young man who was presumably inside it sprawls next to it, wearing nothing but red boxer shorts, apparently passed out.

Nearby a golden staff shaped like a caduceus lies in the grass. ]

[selfidentitytheft]

[nudges him with a foot]

Dude, you alive there? Scale of conscious to heatstroke in hell?

[motherloving]

[ he just makes a small noise and twitches slightly in response--but it's an exasperated huff more than a dying whimper ]

[selfidentitytheft]

That sounds alive-ish!

[nudges him again]

You're gonna keep baking if you keep lying on the ground. Need help up?

[loveandvore]

[He crouches and pokes at the mascot suit's head.]

Hm, is this from the conbini, or...?

[motherloving]

[ it does not move. Apparently it isn't actually haunted. Probably.

The young man nearby stirs a little and mutters something questioning under his breath. ]

[deicider]

[Sniper just swims like 50 laps across the lake nbd and then goes to flop in the grass]

[defendless]

[>lay with his lower half in the shallows of the lake, whining yes he's fully dressed just getting drenched] Too hot... to sleep any more...

[wroughtandtempered]

... If you're going to do that, you might as well strip.

[ like she has. I mean she's got underwear on but. that's it, ]

[defendless]

Zeno prefers it like this.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ draped over the nearest drapable surface, making a variety of muted drawn out dying whale noises of displeasure ]

nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[flamingprick]

[Rin's just flat-out laying on the floor at this point. He's immune to being injured by fire, but he can still feel heat. And he normally runs hot anyway, so this is like death to him.]

Why's it so hot?

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ she's not even actually physically affected by it— but she hadn't actually been able to feel the heat all that well in life, so being able to now is still kind of an unpleasant shock. this is bad and she doesn't like it? ]

It's finally happened... Hell is coming for us all.

[ kaiko that's a little melodramatic ]

[wroughtandtempered]

[ oh boy it's sit in the lake in her underwear weather again

someone should maybe introduce her to the concept of swimsuits? ]

Is moderate weather really too much to ask.

[loveandvore]

[seated in the shade outside, spritzing the air around him with a plastic spray bottle of water]