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WHAT in person
WHERE hey yo
WHEN Day 116

[ all the food and cooking utensils and coffee and espresso machines and everything is

small

Like this, you know. ]

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... has anyone seen a bottle labeled 'Drink Me'?

[Are you looking for groceries? In the mall, come to the recently-added and larger-than-expected Cat Conbini, where you can find what you need and all the brands are cat-themed.

A new cashier lines up a few emptied tiny cups of coffee on his register.]

Cute, if inconvenient.

I haven't. Nor have I seen any mysterious mushrooms.

[ pinches the bridge of his nose ]

Let's just hope the guests don't need their usual IV drip of caffeine today.

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[shit it's my type]

What about Eat-Me cake?

If there were any, I suspect they'd be just as tiny.

This feels very arbitrarily sadistic.

Perhaps, yes. [he laughs a little] But it seems like it could be a little fun too if you liked collecting things. They're like toys now.

May I ask if things are discounted today? Could I receive several dozen small donuts for the cost of a usual-sized one?

Sure but I'm hungry.

[ pokes one such tiny donut and huffs ]

I suppose that would be only fair. Not several dozen but perhaps five or six.

I understand. You must still run a business, despite the circumstances.

True, that will be a problem if this lasts too long...

[just. just unwraps a tiny frozen pizza and puts it in a tiny microwave]

... do you want one?

I'll be fine, actually. But thank you kindly for the offer.

[wanders in while exploring the mall generally]

You don't usually sell only tiny foods, then.

[I'm from space and don't understand this reference]

...they don't usually need instructions.

Let me guess, this is nobody's magic that came from nowhere.

...why is all the food tiny?

[CUTE CAT THINGS but. tiny itty bitty things.]

Inconvenient is right... Is the pricing mini too, or is it still full price?

[he was hoping for coffee actually, but.]

You'd have to order a venti-sized espresso to get a normal-sized espresso.

Don't we have to go through a tiny, tiny door first?

What? You on a diet?

[he's gonna heat up his tiny pizza and eat it all long-suffering]

Ah, it's a pop culture reference. Relevant only to some versions of Earth, I suppose.

You need to be tiny first to go through the tiny door, man.

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