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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE Around
WHEN Day 112

[ anyway maybe you are getting over being locked out/trapped somewhere.

Good news it's a really nice day out now, everything is fine

basically it's a rare normal day in QM, have fun. ]

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x2 intro, but they'll be individual threads and not 3ways don't be scare

[fisherofmen]

[ wow! a rare normal day!!! what better to celebrate a normal day than helping out a few normal tourist-looking They Must Be New Here types, who are having a laugh at the mall? by laugh I mean they seem to have acquired some amount of money and are, like typical tourists, spending the money irresponsibly. Most of it seems to be on food - whatever stalls and food stands and stores and whatnot are around today have been hit up by this point, but they're also just carrying Bags. like, presumably of clothes or of souvenirs or something. just a lot of stuff.

however, given they're two people and this is a mall and even two people mutually carrying A Lot of Stuff makes for a very crowded walkway, it's most prudent to walk carefully or maybe in a single file line. and, naturally, given that these are tourists, that is absolutely not fucking happening. in other words, if you're walking down the mall today, there is a really really solid chance that they've either accidentally hit you with 5 million bags, some of which contain bags, or have spilled a cinnamon bun or a lava smoothie or some other consumable on you, or something, due to a stupid couple of people doing a stupid couple of things. ]

Oh!

[ the younger - a boy who looks no more than sixteen - looks a little startled, apologetic. the older - a man who looks, certainly older than thirty - immediately gives a chiding tut, shaking his head. ]

"Oh, now look at what you've done--"

[ the younger gives a little frown, immediately trying to move forward with all of his shit. except that might just knock things around more. shit ]

Sorry about that - are you okay? Father, do you have a napkin?

[ totally normal. except that the boy seems to be having some Hella shady pings and so does the man. what the fuck ]

[onelastknight]

[ I mean you can hit him with a bag full of bags it's not going to phase him even a little bit at all. ] It's all right. ... Do you need... some help carrying all this?

[innerdaemons]

The help would be appreciated. Apparently -- one of us is incapable of handling as much smoothly.

[onelastknight]

You do appear to have overburdened yourselves a little. I don't mind lending my assistance.

[fisherofmen]

[ with an apologetic smile ]

Ahaha - would that be alright? I'm really sorry about this.

[griefers]

[ welp.

The bun only brushes the edge of her jacket, so she's not really minding so much, but. She's smiling cheerfully anyway. ]

It's been stained with worse.

[fisherofmen]

Still, I'm so sorry - there's so much, ahhh. . .

[ setting his! stuff! down, except a few like. bowls? roll out of the bag.

this boy seems like a ditz. ]

Ah!

[innerdaemons]

Oh, was it coffee? That's always such a pain.

[ he says empathetically, only making a cursory effort to lean down and actually help """son"""""" put stuff back together ]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ HELlo, excuse her??? hi, ]

Oh— no, I'm fine. Would you like help cleaning that up? You look like you've already got your hands pretty full.

[ because she dodged the consumable like a pro and it is now on the floor as a result. ]

[fisherofmen]

[ wow literally everyone here so far is weirdos ]

Ah, that's alright, I have it -

[ except he's dropping one of the bags and there's a resounding thud, and clinking that sounds like porcelain hitting porcelain ]

- aah.

[innerdaemons]

It's appreciated -- I do apologize, he can be terribly clumsy at times.

[ he says, not helpful with cleanup efforts by Shirou ]

[inhibiting]

[ ill raise you some bad vibes tbh

but Kennedy squeaks and immediately backs up after she runs into their 5 million bags ]

— I'm so sorry — !

[innerdaemons]

Oh, there's no need for you to apologize, my dear girl. It was his clumsiness more than anything.

[fisherofmen]

Ahh, no! It's my fault, really -

[ wow I do not like you ]

- are you alright? Here, a napkin -

[ dropping a bag in the process of trying to fish out a napkin oops ]

[deicider]

[murder vibe is the only vibe Sniper cares about tbh.]

It's fine! Don't worry, wasn't my favorite shirt.

[And they actually just, strip their shirt. Right there. In the mall. There are several yellowing bruises covering their torso but they don't seem to pay them any mind. They use the shirt in a cursory effort to mop up what got spilled on the floor.]

Did you two need some help?

[fisherofmen]

Ah, you didn't have to do that!

[ startled, setting down a bag. and knocking a few while he pulls out napkins. wait

pulling out a black shirt that just has FUTURE CORPSE in bold white letters repeating on it, to offer to them ]

Here! At least this, for now - I can buy you another shirt - ?

[innerdaemons]

Really you should have made my son take off his shirt for that.

[ he throws Shirou under the bus - - continues to, more like it, but does not bother to stop Sniper from mopping or lean down to help Shirou clean up. ]

[takehisheadoff]

Well, this is becoming an eventful afternoon.

[innerdaemons]

I must apologize for the ruckus.

[takehisheadoff]

[ you can find Dazai in the mall, actually, looking at clothes, namely like

casual clothes. shirts without buttons. ]

. . . hah.

[ he is

probably

very drunk ]

[leaveshishaton]

Are you actually shopping?

[chuuya is drinking a smoothie and

has ear piercings now]

[takehisheadoff]

[ Dazai gave up on buttoning the top two buttons of his shirt this morning ]

Chuuya. [ his eye bounces from Chuuya's face to his left and then right ear ] You got your ears pierced.

[dranksforthememories]

[the Valkyrie can be found wandering around town in her Asgardian armour, either blatantly checking out people's outfits, or in the mall, trying to acquire some of her own outfits.]

Hey. Where did you get that shirt?

[servicewithasmirk]

What?

[Thomas was wandering around himself, trying not to look quite as baffled as he was feeling. He's not terribly successful at keeping the distraction out of his voice.]

It's from the tailor's in Ripon. Where did you get that... whatever that is you're wearing?

[dranksforthememories]

It's armour, and Asgard.